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A thread on radically messed up standards of female beauty.
Ps - I will be soon making a guide on what females can do to be strong and sexy at the same time.
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Ps - I will be soon making a guide on what females can do to be strong and sexy at the same time.
Tag your female besties here.
Spread the word.
1/n
#1 High heels
A woman in high heels can't run.
And she needs support of a male to climb any platform higher than 2 feet.
Messed up posture is a bonus.
A woman in high heels can't run.
And she needs support of a male to climb any platform higher than 2 feet.
Messed up posture is a bonus.
#2 Corset
Corset seems an innocent idea to shrink female bellies by applying tight compressive belt on it.
However, it compromises breathing capacity and chokes intestines.
Many girls have died wearing corsets.
Corset seems an innocent idea to shrink female bellies by applying tight compressive belt on it.
However, it compromises breathing capacity and chokes intestines.
Many girls have died wearing corsets.
#3 Long Gowns
Some things are just done for vanity.
A female can wear long gown and other such absurd things only if -
1. She doesn't mop the floor
2. Someone is mopping the floor 24*7 to keep her skidding gown clean
Some things are just done for vanity.
A female can wear long gown and other such absurd things only if -
1. She doesn't mop the floor
2. Someone is mopping the floor 24*7 to keep her skidding gown clean
#4 Golden Feet
China has taken this vanity thing overboard.
Chinese girls start artificially compressing their feet at a tiny age.
Shorter feet = a girl who doesn't walk much = resident of a house where maids walk only
China has taken this vanity thing overboard.
Chinese girls start artificially compressing their feet at a tiny age.
Shorter feet = a girl who doesn't walk much = resident of a house where maids walk only
#5 Fair skin
Fair skin is the biggest display of vanity ever. This has nothing to do with Colonial or British superiority.
A girl with fair skin = a girl who doesn't have to work under sun = daughter of a house where maids work under sun
Fair skin is the biggest display of vanity ever. This has nothing to do with Colonial or British superiority.
A girl with fair skin = a girl who doesn't have to work under sun = daughter of a house where maids work under sun
Queen Elizabeth was the Queen of England 500 years ago.
She figured out that all the girls of his country were already white. She wanted to look even whiter now.
She started rubbing mercury on her face.
She within a few years due to chronic mercury poisoning
She figured out that all the girls of his country were already white. She wanted to look even whiter now.
She started rubbing mercury on her face.
She within a few years due to chronic mercury poisoning
#6 Kaajal and Maskara
Kaajal and Maskara are not that bad for health.
If i were a girl I would surely use them.
Every guy loves a girl with Kaajal.
But ever wondered what makes Kaajal so special ?
Kaajal and Maskara are not that bad for health.
If i were a girl I would surely use them.
Every guy loves a girl with Kaajal.
But ever wondered what makes Kaajal so special ?
Kaajal makes the eyes look bigger.
Infants have naturally big eyes.
A girl with Big eyes = a young girl
And ahem it may be deep down associated to Pedophilia but let's ignore that.
Infants have naturally big eyes.
A girl with Big eyes = a young girl
And ahem it may be deep down associated to Pedophilia but let's ignore that.
#7 Pink cheeks
A quick question - How to differentiate a pakistani model from an Indian model ?
By position of pink cosmetic powder.
Pakistani women apply it on upper cheek and Indian on lower cheek.
(Girl in pic is Iqra Azeez, the most beautiful woman of Pakistan)
A quick question - How to differentiate a pakistani model from an Indian model ?
By position of pink cosmetic powder.
Pakistani women apply it on upper cheek and Indian on lower cheek.
(Girl in pic is Iqra Azeez, the most beautiful woman of Pakistan)
Pink mid cheek = a girl who blushes a lot
Pink upper cheek = a girl who is old/has vitamin deficiencies
I feel proud to say that India is probably* the only country where pinkness of mid cheek is seeked, instead of upper cheek.
Pink upper cheek = a girl who is old/has vitamin deficiencies
I feel proud to say that India is probably* the only country where pinkness of mid cheek is seeked, instead of upper cheek.
#8 Instagram physique
(If you are a male, don't see the pic below. You would start questioning your existence.)
Girls are rampantly adopting unnatural postures to get pleasing pics.
It's called 'anterior pelvic tilt'.
(If you are a male, don't see the pic below. You would start questioning your existence.)
Girls are rampantly adopting unnatural postures to get pleasing pics.
It's called 'anterior pelvic tilt'.
Anterior pelvic tilt gives -
Constipation
Reduced appetite
Brain cell death
Diminished jawline (which makes you look uglier)
Defective breathing
Increased heart rate (hastens death)
Back pain
Constipation
Reduced appetite
Brain cell death
Diminished jawline (which makes you look uglier)
Defective breathing
Increased heart rate (hastens death)
Back pain
Standards of ugliness -
#9 Breast burning
Breasts of Cameroonian women are ironed as soon as they turn 13.
Wooden pestel, iron hammer or coconut shells are heated on fire and used like an iron (press) to burn breasts for a few weeks, 1 hour per day !
#9 Breast burning
Breasts of Cameroonian women are ironed as soon as they turn 13.
Wooden pestel, iron hammer or coconut shells are heated on fire and used like an iron (press) to burn breasts for a few weeks, 1 hour per day !
Girls are told "If you get your breasts ironed, they will grow symmetrically in adulthood"
& that's bullshit.
In truth,
1. Breast burning prevents rapes
2. Girls with small breasts need less food
3. Girls get mentally traumatised against sex and early pregnancy is prevented
& that's bullshit.
In truth,
1. Breast burning prevents rapes
2. Girls with small breasts need less food
3. Girls get mentally traumatised against sex and early pregnancy is prevented
#10 Brass necks
Kayan women start wrapping rings around their neck even before teenager.
In Kaya culture, divine females = long necked dragons
Hence they are told that "The longer your neck is, the more feminine you would look"
While females do have long necks, but this???
Kayan women start wrapping rings around their neck even before teenager.
In Kaya culture, divine females = long necked dragons
Hence they are told that "The longer your neck is, the more feminine you would look"
While females do have long necks, but this???
This is not beautiful at all.
In truth, neck rings push down clavicle bone i.e. attachment of strong chest muscles. (Red in pic)
No chest muscles = no capacity to fight back
+
Head can be easily hit to knock her out.
No neck muscles = no resistance to slaps.
In truth, neck rings push down clavicle bone i.e. attachment of strong chest muscles. (Red in pic)
No chest muscles = no capacity to fight back
+
Head can be easily hit to knock her out.
No neck muscles = no resistance to slaps.
Kayan women are like inherited property.
Only marriages between cousins are allowed. (+Ugly neck prevents premarital affairs with other tribes)
The marriages are a matter of public interest. Dowry is regulated like a sensex market. Girls are literally sold at name of marriage
Only marriages between cousins are allowed. (+Ugly neck prevents premarital affairs with other tribes)
The marriages are a matter of public interest. Dowry is regulated like a sensex market. Girls are literally sold at name of marriage
