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I found a copy of the Disney Classic "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" and watched it, clipping videos/gifs along the way.
It's absolute insane. But it made me love the Eagles again during a season where that hasn't been possible.
I found a copy of the Disney Classic "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" and watched it, clipping videos/gifs along the way.
It's absolute insane. But it made me love the Eagles again during a season where that hasn't been possible.
Completely unrealistic observation #1: The Eagles have a new owner, and at his introductory press conference there's like, 5 members of the media there.
Today? I'm pretty sure EDP445 would get a credential. A fistfight would likely break out between two bloggers. I love it.
Today? I'm pretty sure EDP445 would get a credential. A fistfight would likely break out between two bloggers. I love it.
This is a 100x more realistic representation of watching an Eagles game in Delco than Silver Linings Playbook ever showed.
Save this for the next time your favorite kicker shanks one.
Tony Danza's wife just shattering the glass ceiling and destroying the fragile male ego in 1998.
go off queen
know your worth
go off queen know your worth
"she has a name Jeff it's Jessica Tuck" sorry
So back to the plot Tony Danza develops a freakishly strong right leg because he has to kick the lever on his trash truck. The Eagles kicker sucks, they discover him, and he's signed.
THIS is the team physical, for some reason? Can any former NFL players confirm?
THIS is the team physical, for some reason? Can any former NFL players confirm?
Coach Gus Rogenheimer is in his 22nd year as Eagles but he's on the hot seat. He's shown here wearing my ideal outfit for a fall afternoon. Need that snapback. The drip never takes a backseat.
The team isn't too fond of playing alongside a garbage man, which leads to THE MOST SAVAGE ROAST I HAVE EVER HEARD.
Jeffrey Lurie guest spot! Mr. Lurie if you ever read this I love the denim jacket/turtleneck look, and you delivered your line with the comedic timing of a veteran.
Question for people who played football at a high level - at dinner the night before a game, was a "rib off" a thing that happened? Were impromptu eating contests encouraged?
Save this for when your favorite team puts in a crappy backup who isn't prepared
Tony Danza - physical comedy GOD
omg @TeamVic stole his entire gimmick from DANZA!??!
if this movie nailed one thing - it's creepy adult male memorabilia collectors.
So Danza missed a kick, and now they are BURNING HIM IN EFFIGY IN THE STREETS. this is actually pretty awesome. Also need that cardboard cutout.
Could you imagine if @David2Akers was on the front page of the paper for french kissing a babe at Del Frisco's? This movie rules.
the eagles try to cut danza, and somewhere, and im not sure when, this became a christmas movie?
This fade from the Christmas Tree 
A seat at the vet has me emotional
A seat at the vet has me emotional
the good - the final game in this movie is against the cowboys and the eagles made them wear blue at home
the bad- it cuts from aikman warming up at night, to the eagles sideline and it's daylight?
the bad- it cuts from aikman warming up at night, to the eagles sideline and it's daylight?
i friggin love the face he makes here.
This should be the 2021 Hype Video voiceover. If you don't do it, @Eagles, I will. #DanzaSpeechForHypeVideo
ok thanks for following along. for those flooding the dms, here's the movie on youtube in full
