"ICEBURGS!"

"Where?"

"There, I can see them with my powerful binoculars"

"Rubbish"

"No, Seriously, we must change course, or we are doomed"

"Fear mongering, let us enjoy our cruise"

"We will crash, we must change course"

"Stop going on, FFS, you're like a broken record"

"Honestly, look for yourself."

"No, I can't see through those things, they give me a headache"

"But you need to see it"

"I'm sure it's fine, this is the cruise I chose so I'm going to enjoy it"

"Captain, we need to steer clear of the danger"

"We'll be OK, this ship is...

"... Unsinkable. We will be fine, I know what I'm doing. Besides, I must listen to the 1st class passengers, they've paid a lot to be here"

"I understand that, it's just, they don't know what they are talking about."

"We must respect their decision, after all, they chose this"

"They chose a nice cruise, you told them it would be wonderful and the best cruise yet."

"Well, they have everything they need and everyone is enjoying themselves"

"But we are all going to die"

"Nonsense man, you are so negative"

"I can see we are heading for dangerous water"

"Look, I know what I am doing. So do my staff. Leave it to us."

"What about the experts who say iceburgs are the biggest threat to this ship"

"We've had enough of so called experts"

"Well, I'm no expert but I've listened to them, I know for a fact the Iceburg is too close now.

"Piff paff and Wiffle, this is a strong ship and we have delt with much worse than a poxy Iceburg"

"Except you haven't, this ship doesn't have the protection it needs to survive, we are best prepared for calmer sea and safer water.

If we steer clear now, we will saved"

"Grow up. This is the Titanic, the Unsinkable ship"

"Too late now, we are about to hit"

CRUNCH, POW, GRIND, SCREAMS...

"We are sinking, Why didn't you warn us about the Iceburg?"

"For Fucks Sake"

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