As dumb as it sounds I think online gaming made me a better relief pitcher.

If you get the right douche bag on the other end of that mic it might as well be an mlb game.

I’d get out of big jams and not fist pump bc I’d already hit 700 game winning 3s on NBA2K in the offseason.

Giancarlo Stanton w the bases loaded and his mic muted = not as much adrenaline as hitting a buzzer beater against xX_YourMomisHoTT_Xx who ran the same cheesy ass Lebron pick and roll play all game while letting the computer play defense for him and called me brah for 4 quarters

I’m a moron but I’m kind of serious right now which is sad. Time for bed.