A female thread of our secrets???😆😆let’s Gooooo.
99% we cheating too, ong bro if I’m lying , I’m dying.
He’s not my bestfren we fucked , prolly three times already.
We screenshot everything!!!!!.... the groupchat be telling us what to say next.
Yeah so you know that guy? That we go as far as to tell you about, prolly show you a picture of him , telling you how he’s wack and him Na no style?yeah we actually like him . Just a matter of time.
We actually know what we want to eat. We be doing the most just cause-
“When last you have sex”? Lmaooooooooooooooooo betta yo nuh ask we that g.
We imagine you eating our pussy .
We really do be lying tho , like half the time idk why we lie soo much💀
Sexting? Never such a thing, we don’t know her😭
“Yea only one time tho”. Me deveen have to say nothing 😕
If you drop asleep after sex we send your picture in the groupchat.
If you think getting back together after a break we never fuck another nigga ,u tripping it could be the one we “love”💀
If you don’t suck pussy, the squad knows, if you do the squad knows. If you lie and then did it the squad knows same time.
If you and a girl ever plan out some good sex and she tell yo her PERIOD came outta nowhere , just know a the nigga with the best fuck just made himself available n we still wanna fuck you just at a another time. Nth serious.
Constantly arguing? Yeah your dick small, we just be upset about it all the time we gotta be picking arguments. We don’t wanna leave maybe because you treat us good.
If you’re our “favorite nigga” is not because you give great sex, you give good constant sex”. Stop telling yourself otherwise.
All that moaning and groaning for what?
We do be going to the bathroom to text our other niggas too, prolly a chance to send him a nude 😬
We love when u initiate sex, we just gotta act like we don’t like it , idk something about a challenge.
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