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this dog has the energy of my future husband
she once starred in the dog adaptation of Scott Westerfeld’s Uglies. she played a pretty
he believes himself to have invented the limerick
this is the short guy that dates tall girls
he played football in high school then lost track of everything that came after
didn’t have friends in high school. was scouted by a modeling agent in the mall senior year. lives under a new name in New York, fueled by spite, living off black coffee and elegance
what Lila had in a Momager she lacked in talent. now she works as a cruise ship saleswoman.
works for the post office. loves his three sons and wife. still. he can never shake the notion that he was made for more than this.
she writes bestsellers while living in her parents’ house. they all genuinely enjoy each others’ company and are thinking of taking an Alaskan cruise after the pandemic
The best friend who only wants best for you but will bite if you screw up, so you never tell her the whole truth
