Today, we all need to learn!
ThIS IS TO THE COUPLES getting married!
If u are not ready to marry, wait and make sure u are ready because the moment u start planning ur wedding, remember you'll need to go through the stress of disappointments and planning!
You can't do everything on your own! Get a planner first of all and sit back and relax. Watch the planner or protocol do their work of time allocation and chasing of vendors to be on their best behaviour!
You will definitely get that friend who wants to call you on your wedding day. Throw that phone to ur maid of honor, let her handle that stress of direction and other stuff. If u bother can't handle, TURN OFF UR PHONE!
Most importantly, everything during ur ceremony will definitely be eaten, wasted and some even taken back to be reused at someone's wedding. The only thing that will last forever is the Photographs and the Videos (i.e. if you have the money to afford both).
If u stress and out weird expressions on ur face, my dear couple, your pictures/ videos will come out with that expression you gave. No media person is a magician to come and alter ur destiny! Relax, it's ur wedding day!
And the COUple who always complain, that they have guest waiting and all. Weddings are celebrations, the food and stuff are complimentary. It's not by force to show up, no one sent them. The moment they honoured the invitation, they accepted to wait for you. So RELAX!
Pastors threatening bride and groom that they will start the ceremony even if they are not there, what kind of witchcraft is this? Isn't that ceremony purposely for them? If u hire a pastor and pay by the hour, it'll be better. These church pastors are stress!
The EXCLUSIVES, my dear couple, that's the only ME time you'll have, just relax and take ur own pictures to be framed and remembered. The I am tires excuses from bride, but you'll use that same tiredness to dance when entering 🙄
Who are u deceiving?
Getting two different photography teams to cover ur wedding, when u know it's a small event! WHY? WHY? WHY? Me personally dier, I'll sleep!
The MUA's, if you finish the bridal makeup, please move, the videos u do, annoy the hell outta the other media teams. You are just wasting time. It's not that bride you'll use to boost ur page. You already have ur clientele.
The hairstylist too, who do u want to fix that frontal you are leaving there basabasaa nu? Photoshop? Aaahhhnnnnnnn!
And the stylist who brings the outfit late! We hail you. Why do u want to stress someone's day? Why?
There's a reason they booked video and photo...
So photographer, it's not everything you need to shoot! If it's ring wearing, 2 frames from different angles will tell us all that they are wearing rings. The video guys will capture the remaining. Let's move!
The photographers who have every gear some but you don't see what they are shooting. 3 members on ur team, 2 with 70-200mm, and yet you want to stand in front of me who is using a 35mm/ 85mm. You be demon? Ahba. What nkoaaa are u looking for
Don't try to be eye tear with your wedding budget. That room u have gone to book for ur dress up, if it's not spacious, it won't help anyone. If u know u want a small room, get a small bridal party, a team of two, then we move!
Get girls or guys who can hype you, not people who will look at ur face, timl33l33 like that. It's ur wedding day for crying out loud!
That plenty invitation list won't put ur wedding on the map. Plenty people not need. 100people, then we move. It's faster and beautiful.
The, I'M SHY, people, so why did you book a media team then? Ahba. Kiss and let's move so we can te your story.
Obviously you guys crack jokes when together, just do the same when in front of the camera. Candids are the best story tellers
The stage lighting people too, plenty are not correct. Can you imagine someone telling you to match your camera settings to the light he's giving you? That anger that boils in you 🌚, I've felt it
That BRIDE balloon thing that will be hanging in the rooms of the bride? So that what will happen? It's taking space! Where did we learn that one too from? Please let's advance wai, na it is a thing of the past. There are better decorations, balloons aren't it!
Photographers, all you need are 3 lenses as an event/ wedding photographer. If u want to do p3p33 and shoot alone as, get a wide, a portrait and a zoom lens. If not, hire an assistant!
Dear Couple, if you have ur photography style planned out, just share it. It's not during the day of the event you are coming to torment my life with plenty directions. We are all being time conscious!
Not forgetting ORDER OF PHOTOGRAPHY!
The "both families" in there nu?
So that what will happen? Haven't they already being represented? In the single family shots?
That long list won't assure you ur friendship.
The shorter the better, WE MOVE!
That habit of not respecting the photographer/ videographer when it comes to transportation to the church or event center. If u arrive there without any of us, who is going to capture those memories? Amongst ur priority list, we should be HINTED WITH AN ASTERISK!
Then some ish will come and say, we can create better wedding photos. 🌚
This Ghana wedding? Please pass
Important tips to NOTE
GET A WEDDING PLANNER/COORDINATOR
GET A BETTER WEDDING MEDIA TEAM
AND ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE, HAVE PATIENCE/ RELAX, THE DAY IS FOR YOU AND NO ONE ELSE.

IVE CLOSED. BYE!
I forgot One thing!
Those bridesmaids and groomsmen that are full like that, what in the world.ia wrong with you? Are u more tired than the bride and groom? Me dier pass with ur plenty excuses and our that energy in the pictures. If u know u can't do the job, reject it!
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