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"dekho hamza mene western culture ko buhat qareeb se dekha he aur yakeen karo jo tasalli lotay k sath he wo un logo ko pata hi nahi"
Hamza: Hamara divorce rate recently buhat ooper ja raha he
Imran Khan:
Imran Khan:
Hamza: Tou deen ki traf aap kese aye?
IK: Yakeen karo aik bar me... ye jo queen he aj kal wahan ki... me is ki qamar pe coke ki linein kr raha tha....
IK: Yakeen karo aik bar me... ye jo queen he aj kal wahan ki... me is ki qamar pe coke ki linein kr raha tha....
"Mene samad bond se le k .... ab me kya btau.. Pablo Escobar nahi? wo kabhi kabhi chai peene aa jata tha. Lekin jo maza mazhab ko use kr k vote lene ka wo aur koi nahi"
"West ka family system kharaab hua he jab inho ne chai degchi ki jaga kettle me banana shuru ki he... "
"Acha mene phr west se wapis aa k compare kiya aur dekha k hamare pass best stuff he. Lekin loog chutiye rizla use hi nahi kr rahe balke cigarette khali kr kr k bhar rahe hein...Mene sir pakard liye..."
"West ko hum buhat idealize karte hein lekin mene itne kareeb se dekha he... Tum yakeen karo wahan aik ROYAL WEDDING pe bulaya mujhe ROYAL WEDDING pe aur with family nahi likha. Andaza lagao k itna paisa aur itne bante hein ye log lekin sirf couple ko bulaya. Itna sa dil he inka"
"Acha phr aik bar mene funeral dekha inka. Tum yakeen karo ye aise tyaar ho k puhanch gaye sab jese kisi bache ki birthday party ho... Ooper se snacks rakhe hue, na koi pulao na koi zarda... Matlab ye kis kisam ki families hein...."
"Dekho 2 cheezein hein, aik tou drugs se aapko temporary pleasure mil sakta he lekin is me phr wohi cheez he k bar bar dealer ko phone kro phr kabhi lene jao kabhi drop-off, aap aik time me kitna hi utha lo ge, matlab kabhi dost aa k phook dein ge, kabhi saman mile ha hi thora..
...matlab samajh rahe ho is me sukoon nahi. Kabhi ap 100 ka garaam utha k aage phr 130 ka nikal rahe ho, kabhi chaapa par gya kabhi ami puch rahi hein tumhari jaib se dhania kiu nikal raha he... dekho buzz tou intehai munasib he wo inkaar nahi kr raha me lekin ye masle bhi hein"
"Lekin in cheezon ki aik limit he.. phr us k baad me aapko batata hu... ye queen ki choti nannd nahi? apko nahi pata mene buhat qareeb se dekha he... achi bhali aurat, saleeka mand, family wali, bache top ki universities me... bas sui k nashey pe lag gayi thi... "
"Acha west ki life tou mene dekh li. Phr mene islami kitabein parhna shuru ki. Behashti Zewar mene parhi jitne bhi volume aye uske... Phr mujhe pata chala asal sukoon tou zindagi ka yahan he. Matab wo west ki glamorization ka kya faida jab aapko ghusal ka tareeq na pata ho"
"Phr aapko chahiye balance... Blindly west ko follow nahi karna. Maslan ab ye waxing aur laser treatment western concepts hein lekin in ko aane do. Sath me islami ghusal tou best of both worlds mil gya aapko? Lekin ye divorce aur human rights and baq bakwas, inko criticize karo"
