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So I’m supposed to go for date 2 with someone tonight and then he asks if there are some good food strip clubs near where I live. I’m confused and think ‘ surely it’s a fun way to say “restaurant “‘ so I ask ‘restaurants?’ To which he responds ‘strip clubs’...
.., so I can drop my dad off,’ I decide to process this later and say ‘I don’t know, I’ve never checked’
then he says ( I copied this y’all) ‘Unless...do you mind if he came to dinner with us?’
Santa...fix this
then he says ( I copied this y’all) ‘Unless...do you mind if he came to dinner with us?’
Santa...fix this
He’s actually waiting for a response. This is really happening right now people
Yo, I’m seriously considering tweeting in Shona 
handina kunzwisisika panapa. Mdara vake vanofarira nastrip club. Iye ari kuda a formal dinner. But somehow zviri kunzi instead of kusiya mdara vari kuitirwa mashura ngavauyewo kudinner. Saka ndati zwitter munozvionawo sei?
handina kunzwisisika panapa. Mdara vake vanofarira nastrip club. Iye ari kuda a formal dinner. But somehow zviri kunzi instead of kusiya mdara vari kuitirwa mashura ngavauyewo kudinner. Saka ndati zwitter munozvionawo sei?
Update is I said I don’t care what your Dad wants to do. So Dad already went to strip club, and he wants to go to the casino later but still wants dinner too so they’re coming to pick me then we go watch Dad lose/make $ then dinner 
fun times 
fun times
I just got back home. I’m glad I went!! I got into a little burgundy dress that’s tasteful but fits like a glove, and was ready for my suitors by the appointed time. Dad and I hit it off like we’re old friends and he was telling me about the airboat he was on and the strip club..
After a bit of a drive we got there and toured a lil’ b4 dinner, which was amazing.. then Dad gave me $$$ to gamble , I don’t know how so he taught me. I won some & lost some. He bet $500 on black jack & some other stuff & lost all after dinner they got me a souvenir glass
after dinner they got me a souvenir glass
They’re not as crazy as I’d anticipated, & Dad ended up telling me something important I didn’t know abt my date. At the end of the night he got me a surprise gift from the store there... & invited me to lunch & an adventure tomorrow afternoon. The jury’s still out on that
So this casino & hotel is shaped like a guitar y’all and is home to many restaurants and clothes articles and instruments from so many different musicians from different eras... I was quite entertained..
But what got me the most was how the Seminoles (a Native American tribe) say thank you...I had to do a double take. Did someone call me?
So next time a guy invites you to dinner & suggests his Dad tags along...maybe say yes. I’d fun. The end 
So next time a guy invites you to dinner & suggests his Dad tags along...maybe say yes
. I’d fun. The end
