@HardFactorNews @HardFactorMark @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorPat
I was sorry to hear that @barstoolsports didn’t keep you guys under the #Barstool umbrella, but you’re definitely not gonna lose fans when you do your own thing! And as an IP lawyer
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I am also very glad to hear that they gave you your intellectual property, bc you guys have built something awesome! Question, though: Does my Florida Man Friday submission about the gun-wielding sugar cane salesman make me a - gulp - Honorary Florida Woman?
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Either way, y’all continue to impress - you even pronounced my name correctly (“Michael-Ellen”), but alas - I’m a “ma’am”, not a “sir”. No worries, I’m obviously used to the name creating confusion. (Thanks, Mom and Dad.) Can’t wait to see what you guys do next, and
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If you ever want Honorary Florida Woman’s thoughts on science, life, law, or (my speciality) sports gambling, you know where to find me!
HAGFD,
Proud Member of the #HardoHive
P.S. The pup is Preston. She’s a degenerate gambler.