And so it begins... #DieHardDiary

[A Cinematic Thread]
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I’m 3 min in and I’ve spotted at least 38 COVID protocols broken and smoking in an airport
Its wild to think this guy will end up dying on an asteroid saving the world as the best deep oil driller. Assuming he had no idea this cop thing was just a phase
Wow this movie shifted abruptly. One minute I thought we were in the middle of marriage therapy and then a whole posse shows up ready to... I guess shut this thing down?!?
Holy crap it’s Snape. What the heck is he doing in the Muggle world???
And Clay Matthews as a cronie henchman? How many guys do they have on their squad?

McClane is screwed.
Okkkkkk... working that elevator magic McClane. I see you.
No way. CARL WINSLOW!!!!

No one told me! Reginald ValJohnson is a national treasure
Oh so the strategy is launch people off the tower.

Noice.
Send it in! Send in the car!
Holy crap. That Derek Carr move was toast.

So sending in the car is a burning heap of a bad idea
Deputy Dwayne has a stick up his backside... to put it lightly. McClane went off on him
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