As long as I'm client-wine drunk and oversharing, allow me to overshare about the fact that I'm a little bit of an acquired taste. People ADORE me but also people hate me for the same reasons that the former group likes me.
I'm weird and smart and intense and about 50 percent of the people who meet me are like, "What the fuck, get me out of here," and the other 50 percent are like "Where the fuck have YOU been all my life."
And, sadly, it appears that I have the wrong 50 percent sharing an office with me so I'm really enjoying my "would my clients enjoy this particular cab" wine and trying not to think about it.
Also, and no doubt, I'm kind of an asshole.

But a really good-hearted drunk one.

That should count for SOMETHING
This is probably true for everyone, but allow me to say:

Sometimes it is really hard to be me.
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