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I REQUIRE A TUG sent me down a rabbit hole that ended with finding out there's a Canadian boat version of Thomas the Tank Engine called Theodore Tugboat
Made the mistake of looking up the theme song which will likely be stuck in my head until the end of the year
I want to go on a Theodore Tugboat cruise https://twitter.com/mirror_is/status/1335003478842896385
I feel like I'm hallucinating there's a also a UK version with an absolutely bonkers theme song?? https://twitter.com/WilsonDeluxe/status/1335001962601967617
This...is Tugs
Also I somehow managed to completely miss that Theodore looks like a giant dick until someone called me a pervert but it makes this photo infinitely funnier
Don't worry Theodore it happens to lots of guys https://twitter.com/thejessgoodwin/status/1335006921577943040
Good news everyone all 130 15-minute episodes are on YouTube see you in 33 hours https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLd44xcn39mVQDP-PPWrvVkxNx8Z52QytZ
There's an episode called Tug of the Year
Lol Northumberland is described as "a very quiet sub and hates loud noise and bright lights" and yes same
https://twitter.com/DracoMeteor/status/1335025268503691264
https://twitter.com/DracoMeteor/status/1335025268503691264
I've been informed by multiple people that the Theodore Tugboat replica is on sale for less than $500K which frankly feels like a steal to me, who wants to get in on this? https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/theodore-tugboat-replica-vessel-up-for-sale-for-495k-1.5028423
Also there's a whole account dedicated to Theodore and the other friendly tugboats @TugboatArchive
Girls don't want boys girls want 65-foot-long anthropomorphic tugboats https://twitter.com/thejessgoodwin/status/1335091600729534469
