Why Childe would be an iconic auntie: a thread

(Yes. Again, this is for fun lmao. Please don’t take this too seriously)
(1) Drags you EVERYWHERE. AS IN, EVERYWHERE.

He’s heading to a funeral parlor? Sure, let’s just bring you along. How about a laboratory? Lmao, let’s go.
(2) Is a 50/50 percent chance when you ask money from him. Sometimes, he gives you 200M Mora. Sometimes, he sends you to the Harbor to do work cause he’s still on a date 🗿
(3) For some fucking reason, he’s wearing drags and STILL look good? Like, pretty sure clothes shouldn’t have triangle airways and YET 🙄🙄
(4) Loves children, doesn’t seem like the type to want to have children of his own though. Don’t mind the picture, I couldn’t find a picture of him taking care of kids in my gallery.
(5) Has a boyfriend you didn’t know UNTIL he officially introduced you to him 🤭🤭🤭
(6) That one time he wore auntie clothes and it fit him like a glove
I’ve spoken my case 😌

Childe = iconic auntie.
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