Jose Mourinho’s best quotes.

[A Thread]
Journalist: “Jose, City had the ball for 90mins. 80% possession”

Jose Mourinho: “They can take the ball home. I’ll take the 3 points”
“Please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. I’m a European champion. I’m not one out of the bottle, I think I’m a special one”
“I am José Mourinho and I don’t change. I arrive with all my qualities and my defects”
“Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good”
“[God] must really think I’m a great guy”
“Fear is not a word in my football dictionary”
“I want to push young players on my team to have a proper haircut, not the Rastafarian or the others they have”
“A pundit is not honest if they cannot forget their colours or if they try to hide the truth from their audience. It’s not my fault if their managerial career was very poor”
“For me, the real age is not the age on your ID, that’s just the date you were born”
“We have top players and, sorry if I’m arrogant, we have a top manager”
“I have a problem, which is I’m getting better at everything related to my job since I started”
“It’s not important how we play, if you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel your wheel or put sugar in your tank”
“If they made a film of my life. I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He’s a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal”
“Can Messi be suspended for acting? Barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. He’s learned play-acting”

Tell ‘em how you really feel jose 😤
“Every time I play pep I end up with 10 men. It must be some sort UEFA rule”
“If I wanted to have an easy job ... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the champions league trophy, god, and after god, me.”
“When you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair”
“When you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair”
“When you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair”
“If I tell UEFA how I really feel, my career would end now”
“I have nothing to say. Nothing. Nothing to say. Nothing to say, I have nothing to say, I’m sorry, I have nothing to say.”
“I am the special one”
[End of thread]

Not all but just some of his best quotes.
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