Imagine the level of crazy it takes not to be the person writing this affidavit, but to be the attorney who thinks submitting it is a good idea - let alone as new matter on appeal
"Look, all of this is hearsay and I don't know what any of it meant. I could take a guess, but I won't. Please take this seriously"
Gotta run. Enjoy the affs. I particularly liked "my niece flew in from Texas, where she lives, and voted illegally"