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My mom has always been saying "or ka rumor kuti mwapereka mimba or" well not anymore. Today I got accused of impregnating a girl
I was chilled, minding my own as per usual( same way I do on this app). Actually I was chairing this meeting on behalf of my boss when suddenly a new number was calling me. So I ignored it and put it on silent...
Then this nurse calls me, I ignored ofcoz...then outside the building I heard people talking. " ndikoputsitsa kaja" anthu ofatsa ndichoncho, ndianchiuno heavy, ife tinadziwa kusamwa kuja nde kuti ndiwanchiuno"
I was like whoever they are talking about, am I right? The guys in the meeting laughed. Then a knock on the door, " tufuna doc hugo, am like shit! Am heading a meeting ffs! They were like its urgent so I go out.... only to be told anthu akuphwanya nyumba yanu ine aaaa
So I dissolved the meeting...ofcoz it was a useless meeting which I only wanted to pocket the lunch allowance since "salary issues" still got the lunch allowance anyways lol. Rushed home only to find these women shouting " tuluka mmenemo or tigenda"
I was like calm down... you are disrespecting yourselves here..... ati ayi ndiwe kachitsiru.... mwaphunzira kenako musokoneze ana athu kuti asaphunzire..... I was like first of who are you?
So they were like, kidd, usatione opusa wamva? Moti iwe uyu sukumudziwa?.... and behold top tier beauty just behind the women.... I was like damn. Ok guys just for perspective think about the most beautiful girl you have ever seen..multiply that beauty by the beauty of infinity
Huh uh? U get it hu? Ofcoz I was not gonna deny such a voluptuous human being. So I said yes, yes I know her, come on in... the girl started resisting, I was like honey dont be shy come on in....
Ok so that was I lie, I said I dont know her, and the girl said she doesn't know me.... but apparently it was a 1 night with someone who gave her a fake name " doc hugo" and that's how I ended up in that situation.
But we won guys we won, finally... some good news from this side...
