The Devil went down to #Georgia. He was lookin' for some votes to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal
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#Election2020
When he came across this gov'ner counting up the ballots & sayin' what's what,
And the Devil set up shop in a parking lot and said, "yeah, I lost it but"
"I guess you didn't know that this election's rigged to Hell,
And if you buy that theory then I've got a bridge to sell
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Now you run a pretty tight ship here, Gov, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a toilet of gold against ur soul cuz I think I'm better than you."
The Gov said, "My name's Brian, & it might piss you off,
But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret cuz I'm positive you lost."
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If anyone's willing to finish my #filk , please do!
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