Im the quintessential middle-class man of this country!
1. I pay my taxes even when I see influential people avoid it
2. I follow all the rules even when I see influential people break/bend it
3. I pay my EMIs even when I see scamsters and frauds willingly default..

4. I turn-up and vote even when people sell their votes for cash
5. I give up my subsidy cos a leader asks me to give it up even when the majority lives off it
6. I stand in traffic blocks in sweltering heat as VIPs pass me by
I'm the all singing all dancing doll of this country

So,hear me out!
1.I buy movie tickets only for entertainment & all you moviestars are nothing without me, so know your place & don't pontificate
2.I pay taxes so that the govt can subsidize a few people and I get good services so without my taxes people who avail subsidies are..

Nothing.. this includes farmers, so know your place and don't pontificate
3. I watch cricket for entertainment so all you asshole cricketers know your place, with your fancy wives, cars and houses, and don't pontificate
4. All you politicians i elect you.. do you job and don't..

Pontificate!
5. All you NGOs i don't even care if you exist or don't so don't even think about pontificating
6. I dont give a rats backside about environment etc. I want what someone in a "developed" nation has, so "environmentalists" don't pontificate

7. Frankly I don't give a rats backside about feminists or LGBTQ or liberals or whoever, its only cos you live a good life that you are able to pontificate. When I get to live like you ill listen to you!
8. All you animal activists, i see a stray dog chasing me ill hurl something

.at it cos I can't afford medical expenses, I do not care if that thing gets hurt, my family needs me so don't pontificate
9. All you army personnel i respect you for your sacrifices but most of you sail in the same boat as me so don't pontificate!

10. All you cops, don't treat me like a criminal every time I come for help!
11. All you Banks (PSUs esp.) You make a living out of my taxes and my EMIs, don't make me run from pillar to post for a loan, if I had the money I wouldn't even spit in your general direction!

12. All you "progressive" "IIM/IIT educated", "foreign PR holding" people, I didn't have the acumen nor the money to study or go abroad and I try to make the best with what I have so don't boast about your first world experiences. Frankly I don't care!

13. All you people who got quotas and made it big, ask your children to give it up and not enjoy it shamelessly, so that a few middle-class people can move ahead in life just like you!

End of the day! All you people can afford to pontificate because I put my head down, follow the rules and fall in line... without me what are you???
Never underestimate the power of the middle-class!