You know what no one ever talks about? How almost all the companion animals from the Disney princess films are now dead (thread)
Aladdin, 1992:
- Rajah, Bengal Tiger, live for 20 years. Dead
- Abu, Capuchin monkey, live for 25 years. Dead
- Iago, Scarlet Macaw, live for 75 years. Still alive, still evil
Little Mermaid, 1989:
- Flounder, undefined tropical fish, live for up to 13 years. Dead
- Sebastian, Jamaican red crab, live for 10 years. Dead
- Scuttle, Herring Gull, live for 30 years. Dead
Mulan, 1998:
- Little Brother, undefined dog, live for up to 15 years. Dead
Tangled, 2010:
- Pascal, chameleon (undefined), live for up to 15 years. Middle aged
- Maximus, horse, live for 30 years. Fine
Frozen, 2013:
- Sven, Reindeer (male), live for up to 12 years. Dead. In fact, almost dead at the end of the film if we assume the early scenes show Sven as a 1 year old, Kristoph as 8 and then they are both 10 years older in the remainder of the film
Moana, 2016:
- Heihei, rooster, live for up to 10 years. Fine, somehow
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