Republicans after Iowa caucus: lol Dems can’t even figure out how to do their own caucus!

Republicans now: Dems pulled of a multi state vote stealing operation involving hacking, ballot printing and blackmail/payoffs of gop officials
“So at 1am the food truck stuffed with ballots will back up to the counting center. You three will offload it and feed it into the machine.”

“Meanwhile team two breaks into the Dominion server and I want you dumping at least 100,000 Biden votes every half hour until he wins.”
“Really happy I got elected Georgia elections chief, feeling really strong about a Trump win tonight”
“Look man, I got the Philly votes. Don’t worry about the Philly votes.”
“I’ve been hacking Dominion machines since I was six. The vote dumps are gonna happen.”
“Shut the fuck up about Arizona. I been stuffing ballots since before you were born!”
“Damn it, it’s cold in Wisconsin. Why do I always have to go get votes in Wisconsin?”
“Yes, I bribed all the Republican officials. All of them. I’m a pro.”
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