In honor of conservatives freaking out about @AOC's $58 made-in-USA, union-printed, 100% cotton "tax the rich," political fundraiser sweater, let's take a stroll through some of the crap they buy. https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1334644383975694339
1. Official MAGA hat. Unknown materials. "Plastic snap closure." Excessively large font. American flag with 50-ish blobs connected by cheap stitch. Not union-made.

$30.
2. White House Gift Shop "TRUMP DEFEATS COVID" commemorative coin. "Features superhero motifs." "President Trump's defeat of COVID is heroic."

Says "Available and Now Shipping," but also "Pre-Order Ships Nov 14, 2020," and also "photo coming soon."

$100.
3. Trump store "flag driver headcover." Made "of the very highest quality," whatever that means.

$120. Currently sold out, presumably due to purchases by hard-working blue-collar Americans.
4. Fox News "Proud American Hat." Unclear where it is made. American flag on it has 5 rows of 5 stars and 4 rows of 4 stars, and thus a total of 41 stars.

On sale for $23.20.
5. Daily Wire shirt that says "DON'T ABOUT FEELINGS." Wait, if you squint it's "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS." Has half a picture of an angry boy. Verified purchaser (and everyday Ben Shapiro viewer) says it "smells like paint" and the printing adhered to itself.

$22.99.
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