In honor of conservatives freaking out about @AOC's $58 made-in-USA, union-printed, 100% cotton "tax the rich," political fundraiser sweater, let's take a stroll through some of the crap they buy. https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1334644383975694339
1. Official MAGA hat. Unknown materials. "Plastic snap closure." Excessively large font. American flag with 50-ish blobs connected by cheap stitch. Not union-made.
$30.
$30.
2. White House Gift Shop "TRUMP DEFEATS COVID" commemorative coin. "Features superhero motifs." "President Trump's defeat of COVID is heroic."
Says "Available and Now Shipping," but also "Pre-Order Ships Nov 14, 2020," and also "photo coming soon."
$100.
Says "Available and Now Shipping," but also "Pre-Order Ships Nov 14, 2020," and also "photo coming soon."
$100.
3. Trump store "flag driver headcover." Made "of the very highest quality," whatever that means.
$120. Currently sold out, presumably due to purchases by hard-working blue-collar Americans.
$120. Currently sold out, presumably due to purchases by hard-working blue-collar Americans.
4. Fox News "Proud American Hat." Unclear where it is made. American flag on it has 5 rows of 5 stars and 4 rows of 4 stars, and thus a total of 41 stars.
On sale for $23.20.
On sale for $23.20.