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Imagine a breathalyser that tests positive with 1 molecule of brewer's yeast
If drunk, you should test positive. You might test positive when sober, just by being near a yeast product within 90 days.
You didn't have a drink, but you did buy bread and then tested positive.
Imagine a breathalyser that tests positive with 1 molecule of brewer's yeast
If drunk, you should test positive. You might test positive when sober, just by being near a yeast product within 90 days.
You didn't have a drink, but you did buy bread and then tested positive.
2/4
The police confiscate your license and breathalyze all your neighbours.
Now your street is cordoned off as unsafe due to a rash of drunken driver cases (even though most don't drive). Drunk driving kills after all.
It's a mess, its your own fault. The Govt did warn you.
The police confiscate your license and breathalyze all your neighbours.
Now your street is cordoned off as unsafe due to a rash of drunken driver cases (even though most don't drive). Drunk driving kills after all.
It's a mess, its your own fault. The Govt did warn you.
3/4
Luckily the Govt know someone getting rich selling a product that will make a few people ill with life changing conditions but reduces drunkenness symptoms in others (unfortunately it leaves motor coordination impaired).
You must take the medicine to get your license back.
Luckily the Govt know someone getting rich selling a product that will make a few people ill with life changing conditions but reduces drunkenness symptoms in others (unfortunately it leaves motor coordination impaired).
You must take the medicine to get your license back.
4/4
If you say there is anything wrong with the situation, you are selfish and dangerous. You must stay under house arrest. The Govt takes steps to silence you.
Welcome to 2020.
If you say there is anything wrong with the situation, you are selfish and dangerous. You must stay under house arrest. The Govt takes steps to silence you.
Welcome to 2020.