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I hope movie theaters survive for a lot of reasons. The most personal one for me is giving high schoolers their first and sketchiest job.
The first job I went out and got was at the movie theater near Countryside Mall off US 19. I learned a lot of things there, including but not limited to:
A xenon bulb from the projector makes an incredible spectacle when thrown into a dumpster behind the theater
you can throw a whole cargo box of Nerds up a whole flight of stairs if you are strong enough, which my co-worker Chuck was, but not if you hit the light fixture on the landing with the throw first, which Chuck did, sending a hellstorm of glass and plastic onto all of us
Chuck really did have a mullet he cut with a flowbee. He rolled the sleeves up on his movie theater uniform to show off his huge biceps and drove a Camaro. He was genuinely nice and obvs cool as shit.
more lessons
people will turn any bathroom that is not theirs into the space hell scene from Event Horizon without telling you or even feeling a second of remorse
twenty dollars is not worth cleaning up this scene
people will turn any bathroom that is not theirs into the space hell scene from Event Horizon without telling you or even feeling a second of remorse
twenty dollars is not worth cleaning up this scene
people who think they have had sex in a movie theater without anyone noticing: You are stupid, we noticed
