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A long long time ago in a land far far away there lived a tiny little kim hamja in a place called yoo joonghyuk's room. He lived a happy little life with cute clothes and fresh vegetables and even the occassional sunflower seeds as snacks.
Then one day kim hamja was moved to another place and his cage set beside another one very similar to his. In that cage was another tiny black hamster who was very handsome but also very cold to kim hamja.
Apparently kim hamja's owner had gotten "married" and now moved into his partner's burrow. Kim hamja was very happy for him. And he now even had a new friend called ham joonghyuk!
However ham joonghyuk was very antisocial and didn't want to talk to kim hamja often, which made kim hamja very sad and lonely. Still, kim hamja persisted in trying to befriend ham joonghyuk by giving him the best nuts scattered in his cage the best bits of vegetables.
Soon, ham joonghyuk warmed up to kim hamja even though he still wasn't very talkative. Ham joonghyuk often lay down in the side of the cage closest to kim hamja's cage and listen as kim hamja chattered on and on. He would even give kim hamja some of his food!
One day as they were resting as close as possible, the door to the room, aka the living room, opened and their owners came tumbling in. Kim hamja perked up and went forward to see what they were doing.
"Are they trying to eat each others faces?" Kim hamja asked. The question was odd enough that ham joonghyuk pushed himself up as well to see what their owners were doing.
"Do humans eat humans?" Ham joonghyuk asked. They did not have the answer to that.
"Do humans eat humans?" Ham joonghyuk asked. They did not have the answer to that.
As they continued to observe their owners, their owners continued to do odd things up until the end where they finally realized what they were doing.
Kim hamja: oh theyre mating
Ham joonghyuk: two males can mate?
Kim hamja: i suppose so?
Ham joonghyuk: (considering hum)
Kim hamja: oh theyre mating
Ham joonghyuk: two males can mate?
Kim hamja: i suppose so?
Ham joonghyuk: (considering hum)
About two days later, kim hamja noticed ham joonghyuk unlatching his own cage.
"Are we allowed to do that?" Kim hamja asked. "My owner always puts me back when i come out."
"It's fine," ham joonghyuk says. "My owner has given up."
"Are we allowed to do that?" Kim hamja asked. "My owner always puts me back when i come out."
"It's fine," ham joonghyuk says. "My owner has given up."
Ham joonghyuk unlatched kim hamja's cage as well but, surprisingly, didn't ask kim hamja to come out. Instead, ham joonghyuk went into kim hamja's cage and locked the cage back up
Kim hamja observed him curiously but otherwise wasn't too bothered by it.
Kim hamja observed him curiously but otherwise wasn't too bothered by it.
"Why'd you come over?" Kim hamja asked.
"Wanted to try something," ham joonghyuk replied, and then he started to lick kim hamja, grooming him. Kim hamja was confused for a moment until he found himself on his front and ham joonghyuk grooming his rear
"Wanted to try something," ham joonghyuk replied, and then he started to lick kim hamja, grooming him. Kim hamja was confused for a moment until he found himself on his front and ham joonghyuk grooming his rear
Kim hamja: ham joonghyuk im not a female hamster?
Ham joonghyuk: i know.
And then ham joonghyuk mounted kim hamja and ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
Ham joonghyuk: i know.
And then ham joonghyuk mounted kim hamja and ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
According to wikipedia
After mating, the male may groom himself or the female. Then he will mount the female again. The mating pair should be left to repeat this for 20-30 minutes or until one of the hamsters loses interest.
After mating, the male may groom himself or the female. Then he will mount the female again. The mating pair should be left to repeat this for 20-30 minutes or until one of the hamsters loses interest.
Unfortunately their owners were out and so there was no time limit observed 
Anyway in the end yoo joonghyuk and kim dokja realized their hamsters are ■■ing and seem to be on good terms so they just bought a bigger shared cage for them so ham joonghyuk would stop unlocking his cage to get to kim hamja the end
