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what's the worst thing u ever did in a relationship? i knew i wanted to break up with my college bf but didn't want to deal so i waited until i knew he was taking a nap and said "i need attention from someone that isn't you" lmao
one time when i was living with an ex and hated my life he asked me to make butternut squash soup and to piss him off i left the skins on the squash when i put it in the food processor lmao. it tasted like shit
one time i pretended to be into a guy cause i knew he would give me percs and i had just gotten my nipples pierced and they hurt really bad
in college i was sleeping with 2 guys who lived right next door to each other and one caught me coming out of the other ones house at like 3AM hahahahah
i used to sleep with this guy because he would make homemade pizza when i would come over
one time i drank a pitcher of margs and told someone i was too hot for them and they had to make me cum at least 3 times or i'd never talk to them again
