i am 30 minutes into episode 1 of The Boys. cautiously interested in what this show is doing so far

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i don't particularly enjoy #edgy comic book media, but so far this show seems to know who it's punching up against which is a good sign

nah dude you already signed the nda, just take their money

wow wow wow wow wow wow

yeah cool

this show's doing some stuff

god i wish that were me

this show is extremely subtle

oh i don't like this

aquaman stand-in named kevin literally just said "i'm the diversity hire"

so season 1 of The Boys was way less edgelordy than i expected. all its worst elements were pretty well outweighed by a surprisingly well-tuned sense of social satire. starlight and hughie are never the butt of the joke for being victims! ptsd is treated seriously! idk it's good.

feeling profoundly led on by the perception i'd gleaned of this being an unironic testosterone-fueled mark millar style grimdark watchmen clone. this show is actually pretty smart!

anyway on to season 2

god the fact that the super terrorists were literally created by the corporation to sell their defense contracts is SO smart

season 2's color palette already feels so much more saturated, i love it

"for an extra grand i'll let you chop off my dick"

not a fan of when characters' heads randomly explode. feels cheap

VOUGHT IS A FUCKING OPERATION PAPERCLIP THING HOLY SHIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

giancarlo esposito plays exactly one character and he plays it incredibly well

i hope hughie kicks butcher's ass soon

i wish we didn't spend so much time with the deep. like what the fuck is this mushroom trip

the deep's story would be a lot more compelling to me if he weren't, you know, a rapist. it's just really weird to do this like slapstick body dysmorphia angle on this guy. i'd rather just not see him at all

one thing i really like about this show is its portrayal of how power turns people into weird masochistic perverts. it's aligned with watchmen in that way

homelander is such a terrifying monster

i love her

hold up kimiko knew asl this whole time and never used it? :/

i have been informed that this may not in fact be it, chief https://twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/1334805312331640832?s=19

i knew when i typed asl that i should have just said sign language but i thought "it's just a watch thread, everyone will know what i mean" and i guess that's what i get for being lazy lmao https://twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/1334806495435710466?s=19

point still stands, she knew sign language the whole time? idk that really bugs me.

stripping away all cultural and metaphorical layers here, from a writing perspective i don't see the justification for kimiko not using the one language she has at her disposal to try to communicate to her comrades that the person they're going to kill is her brother. feels cheap

it's a minor thing, but little stuff like that starts to add up over time.

reflecting more on the show as i'm falling asleep, this really feels like a story from the bush administration. which fits if that's when the comic came out it's just weird that it hasn't been updated. idk

not a good or a bad thing there, just... interesting

i want this twunk obliterated

there's a part of me that's like "pitch meetings can't be THIS insipid can they?" but it's such a pervasive trope i have no choice but to believe it's mostly true

the rich know where their class interests lie

black noir crying...

everyone but slaughter actually celebrating hughie and starlight breaking the story on compound v... love to see men kiss and hug platonically

this freedom fried mfer needs upholstered tiddy pockets

fuck yes, ryan

i see

that poor whale :(

the face of a man at his limit

ah, i see, yes, "stormfront," i get it now

yeah yup uhuh yeah fuck you got me

they knew exactly what they were doing with her UGH

UGH THIS SHOW

yeah this show knows what it's doing

oh god

i want homelander ANNIHILATED

season 2 has come a long way from the bush-era satire of season 1

oh, so she's like a CLASSIC white supremacist, fuck

HE'S LOOKING AT THE MEMES

"you have fans, i have soldiers" yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes

wow this scene is REALLY good

finally doing something interesting with the deep

:|

GIMME THAT SELFCEST BAYBEEEEE

didn't quite seal the deal there, unfortunately

this is exactly what it's gonna look like in the mcu when they finally have their first openly gay character in 6 years

me to my girlfriend every time we're about to kiss: i'm gay
her: :0

GET HIS ASS ASGDKJHGASFDLKJH

god i fucking hate this man so much

oh hey, it's the pilot from the pilot of LOST

avengers: endgame

my only hollywood gripe here is they'd *never* use a static backdrop like this anymore, it would just be a green screen

funny thing is i think they used the backdrop for this sequence because it was cheaper than *actually* doing green screen with a convincing hollywood-level composite. could be wrong though!

i'm gonna drive a steel pike through my own skull

KIMIKO WHAT THE FUCK

"pew research shows that two feminine women in a relationship sends a problematic message"

i want to flip my own desk and hurl my computer through the window. that's the effect good satire has on me i guess

LKHJGAFLKHJSDAF;JKGFDHLJKAGDFJKL;'ASHJKL;DAGFLHJKASDFHJGKLAWEFLIUOASVDNJKCWEILUNEC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the homosexual tension is palpable

:(

THE DEEP ADVERTISING SCIENTOLOGY

oh this is gonna go well

OH FUCK

hahahahahahahahahaha holy SHIT

this bitch

it's fascinating how much this show's dramatic tension comes from blackmail. leverage is the only thing keeping half these characters alive at this point

WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY MEAN

THIS IS SO DERANGED I LOVE IT

when the progesterone kicks in and you need her clothes off NOW

hey it's almost like patriotism and white supremacy are natural bed fellows

i love frenchie

I LOVE FRENCHIE

these two regurgitating thin blue line talking points and touching each other while homelander crushes a dude's skull is the peak of social satire

repeated for emphasis https://twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/1334801472458948610?s=20

oh my GOD

this particular aspect of the show is so consistently spot-on it hurts

this is set-speak for going to the bathroom. that's obvious from context clues but i always like it when details like this make it into shows

i love how ominous this running gag is

so, okay, my guess is probably a solid half of the folks who get dosed with vought's drug wash out and get weird mutations that can't be marketed, so they lock em up and study them in this place

well that's ironic

CINDY

as someone who put june egbert through several very miserable ringers, i quite like it when a story injures the protagonist.

i wonder if they're gonna find a way to pump hughie full of compound v...

meanwhile this dope is mad because his racist girlfriend has better things to do than get his shitty rose bouquet

blackfish

FRENCHIE MY GUY

i prefer my partners transfem but damn it i'd make an exception for this boy

any other show this scene would have been over already, but of course they're using it to make a point

aww, she did her first murder! butcher must be so proud

hahahahaha of course there's a baby seat in the back

less interesting than i was hoping but still good

oh this is really sad

THAT'S A GIANT GESTICULATING PENIS

i am losing it

they're bonding

this is surprisingly sweet

OH NO

all this focus on frenchie has me convinced he's about to die and i really, really don't want that

auspicious year

OH SO SHE'S LIKE A ****REALLY**** CLASSIC WHITE SUPREMACIST

oh my god i thought for a second she was about to say she was the wife hitler holy fuck

a sort of "culture war" you might even say

WOW THIS IS SO SILLY

this fucking hydra infiltration shit is more believable is so much more believable here than in captain america because they actually took the time to contextualize the company in history

american media was more popular among nazis than literal nazi propaganda

HOLY SHIT THIS RULES SO HARD

so many of this show's missteps get a pass from me at this point because it has the balls to both literally and metaphorically state that superheroes aren't just fascist by nature but LITERALLY the nazi wetdream, with all that that implies

oh my god and then we're IMMEDIATELY jumping into how this shit inspires white supremacist terrorism aren't we??

yuuuuuup. oh god

we have DEFINITELY graduated away from bush-era satire

my most consistent gripe with this show's writing is that everyone says "fuck" too much, and this is coming from someone who writes homestuck fanfic for adults

it's just kinda lazy is all. it's a crutch in place of cleverer dialog

homelander cuckoldry doesn't count ok

bold to assume the cuckold receives no pleasure from the act of being cucked

fellas, please, we can all be the cuck

STOP SAYING CUCK

ah, i see we've graduated to another form of cuckoldry altogether

this fucking maga rally is spot on

WHAT IS HAPPENING

they've said "cuck" so many times at this point it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

"let's go fuck the wife. consensually" I AM TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO DISTURB MY NEIGHBORS AT 1:40 AM BUT THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH A LOT

oh hey it's that guy

i love that everyone in his family has that same fucking accent

this is some really smart writing

crazy-eyes slaughter they called him

how does a human face do that actually

slaughter's dad being Like This puts a lot of shit in perspective

OH NO

this is giving me so much anxiety

this line hit me hard for reasons that were absolutely not intentional

love cults

"for once in your life, be a fucking human being"

okay there is NO way ryan's lego stop motion animation would be this smooth lmao

THIS SHOW KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S DOING HOLY SHIT

motherfucker

ARE YOU SERIOUS

:(

what the FUCK just happened

this is literally like "what if we did the same plot twist from batman v superman but it was actually good"

god damn it i need to sleep but i only have one episode left in the season but i took a melatonin but but but FUCK

gonna watch from bed also OH GOOD

COMPOUND V GOING TO ICE

CHRIST

FREDERICK HAD A SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING

MAEVE

"nothing ever changes or gets better, and i'm tired" is the mood of the century

that's capital for you

butcher making promises he can't keep

SCREAMING

i love this. makes the satire so much harder to misinterpret when you say the quiet part loud

WOMEN GET IT DONE

this finale is riveting

the deep is such a pathetic person

"if you jump ship and let the assholes steer, then you're part of the problem" hmmmmmmmmmmmm

it's a little fucked they fridged butcher's wife twice

this is what great art looks like. they should teach this shot in every film program. a masterpiece

INTERESTING

well they're certainly set up to do some solid work in season 3 critiquing a liberal america. we'll see how that shakes out

so yeah, overall, season 2 rules! definitely worth pushing through the edgier stuff in the first season. one of the first times in a while i don't feel like i wasted my time watching a streaming platform original