Two Canadians, Rick and Doug, died in a car crash and ended up in Hell.
Satan decided to pay them a visit, so he walked into their room and saw them talking and laughing. Confused, he asked them why they're happy.
Rick told him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, stormed away to Hell's boiler room and turned up the temperature.
He went back to the Canadians' room the room only to discover the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asked them why.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!" smiled Doug.
Satan realized he did the wrong thing. He went back to the boiler room and turned down the thermostat until it was at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He figured he’d won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down, laughing and slapping each other on the back.
“WHAT?” screamed Satan in fury. "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?
Still laughing, they looked over at him and shouted in unison, “Hell froze over! The Leafs won!"
Oh Canada!
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