I wish Rep. Katie Porter did Cameos where she grilled you about the topic of ur choice. I'd pick "Why do you keep buying gel pens."
"Data shows you only write with a pen for around 10 minutes each day, and not even every day. Explain why, then, you saw fit to purchase a set of 75 gel pens, some of which don't even show up on plain white paper?"
"Ms. Dumas, how old are you?"
"I'm 37."
"And are you currently in 7th grade yes or no"
"Well, actually gel pens can be a pleasure to write with no matter how old you - "
"Reclaiming my time. Are you currently a 7th grade girl or not?"
"No."
"And is the year 1996?"
"...No."
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