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Jack Black could replace Chris Pratt in anything that clown has ever been in.
And yes I am including the roles where he’s ripped. Jack Black can do flips at his current weight I’m sure he could have played Star Lord.
Jack Black is funny yes, but he’s also a good serious actor and brings a lot of tender-soft boy energy to serious roles kind of like Brendan Fraser in the Mummy. But he’s also built like a battle axe under his chub. So.
You know that part in GotG where Star Lord wakes up to a hot girl in his ship and doesn’t remember her name? I feel like Jack Black would have made it so that Star Lord remembered her name.
I just feel it in my heart that Jack could pull off womanizer who actually likes women.
I just feel it in my heart that Jack could pull off womanizer who actually likes women.
Now that Jack Black is somehow trending because of little old me and the likelihood that he sees this is at an all time high:
Mr. Black, I want you to know that I think you have a voice like an angel. My fave song is Roadie
because the vocals on it are so pretty
Mr. Black, I want you to know that I think you have a voice like an angel. My fave song is Roadie
because the vocals on it are so pretty
Muting this thread because it’s wayyyyy out of control notifications wise.
Anyway, If you like Chris Pratt, go enjoy his body of work! It’s okay to like things as they are. The opinion of one person can’t take away what he already has.
Anyway, If you like Chris Pratt, go enjoy his body of work! It’s okay to like things as they are. The opinion of one person can’t take away what he already has.
Before I go, I need everyone who is angry about this tweet to understand something. Pick a random tweet from your account that’s pretty ok but not like a national announcement or anything. Imagine going to bed & it’s at an average amount of notes then waking up to it trending 
We literally all talk on here like we’re talking to our friends—which we are 99% of the time— but then every day, one of us just gets...chosen.
Like we are all just chillin in the village enjoying the sunshine & then periodically you hear a silencer and one of us just drops.
Like we are all just chillin in the village enjoying the sunshine & then periodically you hear a silencer and one of us just drops.
