Taxonomy of SEC fanbases when their team is good (relative to the last 15ish years), a thread

Alabama: Impossibly Arrogant. Bitch endlessly about any perceived imperfection, especially on defense. Think fans of other teams are jealous losers if they don’t worship the ground Bama walks on.

Texas A&M: Openly a cult. The less said the better, I don’t want them to find me.

Auburn: Less openly a cult. Fewer weird traditions, less dog reverence, more Jesus.

Ole Miss: Drunk racist country club bros

Mississippi State: Rednecks with anger issues and a Napoleon Complex

Arkansas: still fantasizing about Darren McFadden tbh (no judgment, I am too)

LSU: *gestures vaguely at Ed Orgeron* he about sums them up tbh

Georgia: Delusions of immense grandeur to mask *crippling* insecurity and feelings of impending doom

Tennessee: Angry But Also Still Kinda Depressed?

Missouri: Not an SEC fanbase, next

South Carolina: Joke about Michigan State having little brother syndrome but have you seen these MFers?

Kentucky: Just happy to be here mostly; for basketball they’re Blue Alabama

Vanderbilt: The frattiness of Alabama or Georgia, the smug condescension of Harvard

Florida: When the offense is better than the defense, they think they’re winning every game by 50. When the defense is better than the offense, they want the coach fired.