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milfs as cheese [a thread]
these are just my favorite topics i'm not actually doing this......unless 
FINE after some minor bullying and 45 seconds of contemplation i have decided to provide the thread
gates mcfadden | smoked gouda
buttery and smokey!!! sensational with beer!!
buttery and smokey!!! sensational with beer!!
jeri ryan | brie
SOFT. "the queen of cheeses"!!
SOFT. "the queen of cheeses"!!
charlize theron | cream cheese
i would eat them both on anything
i would eat them both on anything
lucy lawless | kapiti kikorangi
from new zealand! blue (eyes)! award worthy!
from new zealand! blue (eyes)! award worthy!
michelle gomez | manchego
fruity and nutty!!!!! compact!!!!!!
fruity and nutty!!!!! compact!!!!!!
elizabeth mitchell | fresh mozarella
creamy and mild!! beautiful and trustworthy.
creamy and mild!! beautiful and trustworthy.
viola davis | aged gouda
really just gets better and better as time goes on. looks amazing in yellow.
really just gets better and better as time goes on. looks amazing in yellow.
lena headey | mozarella string cheese
unpretentious and fun! a SNACK
unpretentious and fun! a SNACK
jennifer lopez | pub cheese
this one isn't that deep i just like them both a lot when i'm drunk
this one isn't that deep i just like them both a lot when i'm drunk
michelle pfeiffer | parmigiano-reggiano
there are A LOT of knockoffs and wannabes out there but real connoisseurs know the truth
there are A LOT of knockoffs and wannabes out there but real connoisseurs know the truth
sandra bullock | monterey jack
america's sweetheart!
america's sweetheart!
terry farrell | sage derby
versatile and beautiful
versatile and beautiful
taking a break and then i will start including my requests as well as people who are not milfs but only on the technicality that they do not have children
gillian anderson | babybel
looks pretty good encased in red. small.
looks pretty good encased in red. small.
fran drescher | port wine cheddar
always extremely relevant. fun to look at!
always extremely relevant. fun to look at!
kylie minogue | tray of assorted cheese cubes
brings the party. variety babey! very tiny.
brings the party. variety babey! very tiny.
kate mulgrew | irish porter cheddar
described as "visually dramatic" by me and http://cheese.com , respectively. extremely irish and wants you to know that.
described as "visually dramatic" by me and http://cheese.com , respectively. extremely irish and wants you to know that.
michelle yeoh | gruyère
mention either of these in conversation to let people know you are classy and have taste
mention either of these in conversation to let people know you are classy and have taste
carla gugino | kraft singles
NOW HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU START YELLING. you loved both of these as a kid and you still love them both now. no the singles are not technically cheese but carla is not technically a milf, so.
NOW HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU START YELLING. you loved both of these as a kid and you still love them both now. no the singles are not technically cheese but carla is not technically a milf, so.
angela bassett | provolone
loved by all and great in everything
loved by all and great in everything
christine baranski | pepper jack
white with some flavor. makes you feel something.
white with some flavor. makes you feel something.
rachel weisz | emmental
slightly fruity
slightly fruity
nicole kidman | marscapone
does A Lot but really just white cream
does A Lot but really just white cream
sarah paulson | your favorite mac and cheese
comforting and always takes care of you
comforting and always takes care of you
allison janney | dill havarti
can be described as "springy and beaming with personality"
can be described as "springy and beaming with personality"
lucy liu | ghost pepper jack
michelle hurd | muenster
SMOOTH. the cheese melts easily and so do i when michelle.
SMOOTH. the cheese melts easily and so do i when michelle.
laura dern | cream cheese frosting
shining examples of "WHAT IF WE COMBINED A BUNCH OF GOOD THINGS"
shining examples of "WHAT IF WE COMBINED A BUNCH OF GOOD THINGS"
thandie newton | the best fondue of your life
"luscious"
"luscious"
linda cardellini | neufchatel
heart shaped
heart shaped
angelina jolie | ricotta
the backbone of society
the backbone of society
jennifer garner | colby
sweet and gentle!
sweet and gentle!
patricia clarkson | roquefort
a little intimidating
a little intimidating
tricia helfer | daiya cheddar
vegan but not in your face about it. approachable.
vegan but not in your face about it. approachable.
sanda oh | mozarella sticks
a special treat whose existence makes us feel like we're getting away with something
a special treat whose existence makes us feel like we're getting away with something
catherine zeta-jones | swiss
odd but means well. great in some contexts.
odd but means well. great in some contexts.
june diane raphael | nacho cheese
fun and delicious and hot
fun and delicious and hot
alex kingston | applewood cheddar
english and golden. warm hearted.
english and golden. warm hearted.
rachel shelley | sbrinz
underrated. graceful. striking. does a lot for the lgbt community.
underrated. graceful. striking. does a lot for the lgbt community.
jennifer aniston | velveeta
could only exist as the result of weird science
could only exist as the result of weird science
vera farmiga | humboldt fog
goat
goat
kathryn hahn | cheese ball
you forget how much you love it until you see it and then you're like "oh right this fucks"
you forget how much you love it until you see it and then you're like "oh right this fucks"
jennifer beals | coffee cheesecake
luxurious. they look alike.
luxurious. they look alike.
christina applegate | marble cheddar
rich and buttery! unassuming.
rich and buttery! unassuming.
ming-na wen | moliterno al tartufo
classy and eye-catching
classy and eye-catching
mary-louise parker | red windsor
made out of wine
made out of wine
jaime murray | blueberry vanilla chevre
creamy and sweet and there's definitely some fruit in there
creamy and sweet and there's definitely some fruit in there
elizabeth berkley | vegan shredded mozarella
*makes vague hand motion* this one just makes sense to me idk why
*makes vague hand motion* this one just makes sense to me idk why
tracee ellis ross | gorgonzola
unique and bitey
unique and bitey
toni collette | asiago
improves the quality of literally everything just by being present
improves the quality of literally everything just by being present
maura tierney | camembert
kinda gooey and good with red wine
kinda gooey and good with red wine
jennifer coolidge | easy cheese
kooky and underrated. you know you love it.
kooky and underrated. you know you love it.
rebecca ferguson | svecia
swedish not posh
swedish not posh
julianne moore | flamin' hot cheetos
maximum flavor. FLAMIN' HOT.
maximum flavor. FLAMIN' HOT.
naomi watts | toscano with black pepper
can be found at trader joe's
can be found at trader joe's
helena bonham carter | drunken goat
a little quirky
a little quirky
