milfs as cheese [a thread]

these are just my favorite topics i'm not actually doing this......unless

FINE after some minor bullying and 45 seconds of contemplation i have decided to provide the thread

gates mcfadden | smoked gouda

buttery and smokey!!! sensational with beer!!

jeri ryan | brie
SOFT. "the queen of cheeses"!!

charlize theron | cream cheese
i would eat them both on anything

lucy lawless | kapiti kikorangi
from new zealand! blue (eyes)! award worthy!

michelle gomez | manchego
fruity and nutty!!!!! compact!!!!!!

elizabeth mitchell | fresh mozarella
creamy and mild!! beautiful and trustworthy.

viola davis | aged gouda
really just gets better and better as time goes on. looks amazing in yellow.

lena headey | mozarella string cheese
unpretentious and fun! a SNACK

jennifer lopez | pub cheese
this one isn't that deep i just like them both a lot when i'm drunk

michelle pfeiffer | parmigiano-reggiano
there are A LOT of knockoffs and wannabes out there but real connoisseurs know the truth

sandra bullock | monterey jack
america's sweetheart!

terry farrell | sage derby
versatile and beautiful

taking a break and then i will start including my requests as well as people who are not milfs but only on the technicality that they do not have children

gillian anderson | babybel
looks pretty good encased in red. small.

fran drescher | port wine cheddar
always extremely relevant. fun to look at!

kylie minogue | tray of assorted cheese cubes
brings the party. variety babey! very tiny.

kate mulgrew | irish porter cheddar
described as "visually dramatic" by me and http://cheese.com , respectively. extremely irish and wants you to know that.

michelle yeoh | gruyère
mention either of these in conversation to let people know you are classy and have taste

carla gugino | kraft singles
NOW HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU START YELLING. you loved both of these as a kid and you still love them both now. no the singles are not technically cheese but carla is not technically a milf, so.

angela bassett | provolone
loved by all and great in everything

christine baranski | pepper jack
white with some flavor. makes you feel something.

rachel weisz | emmental
slightly fruity

nicole kidman | marscapone
does A Lot but really just white cream

sarah paulson | your favorite mac and cheese
comforting and always takes care of you

allison janney | dill havarti
can be described as "springy and beaming with personality"

lucy liu | ghost pepper jack

michelle hurd | muenster
SMOOTH. the cheese melts easily and so do i when michelle.

laura dern | cream cheese frosting
shining examples of "WHAT IF WE COMBINED A BUNCH OF GOOD THINGS"

thandie newton | the best fondue of your life
"luscious"

linda cardellini | neufchatel
heart shaped

angelina jolie | ricotta
the backbone of society

jennifer garner | colby
sweet and gentle!

patricia clarkson | roquefort
a little intimidating

tricia helfer | daiya cheddar
vegan but not in your face about it. approachable.

sanda oh | mozarella sticks
a special treat whose existence makes us feel like we're getting away with something

catherine zeta-jones | swiss
odd but means well. great in some contexts.

june diane raphael | nacho cheese
fun and delicious and hot

alex kingston | applewood cheddar
english and golden. warm hearted.

rachel shelley | sbrinz
underrated. graceful. striking. does a lot for the lgbt community.

jennifer aniston | velveeta
could only exist as the result of weird science

vera farmiga | humboldt fog
goat

kathryn hahn | cheese ball
you forget how much you love it until you see it and then you're like "oh right this fucks"

jennifer beals | coffee cheesecake
luxurious. they look alike.

christina applegate | marble cheddar
rich and buttery! unassuming.

ming-na wen | moliterno al tartufo
classy and eye-catching

mary-louise parker | red windsor
made out of wine

jaime murray | blueberry vanilla chevre
creamy and sweet and there's definitely some fruit in there

elizabeth berkley | vegan shredded mozarella
*makes vague hand motion* this one just makes sense to me idk why

tracee ellis ross | gorgonzola
unique and bitey

toni collette | asiago
improves the quality of literally everything just by being present

maura tierney | camembert
kinda gooey and good with red wine

jennifer coolidge | easy cheese
kooky and underrated. you know you love it.

rebecca ferguson | svecia
swedish not posh

julianne moore | flamin' hot cheetos
maximum flavor. FLAMIN' HOT.

naomi watts | toscano with black pepper
can be found at trader joe's

helena bonham carter | drunken goat
a little quirky