Seeing a lot of Americans on here talking about all the great stuff you can buy in a bodega. Ha! Try coming to Ireland and heading to a wee shop in the countryside. Yeah I'll have a block of ice-cream, some turf, a newspaper and a concrete cattle drinker please

You can buy ham by the slice and land drainage pipe by the yard

Is it a shop, or somebody's house?

Dunno

You need mousetraps, batteries, smokes, loose penny sweets and you want to place a bet? Not a problem.

If the shop is unattended, just, I dunno. Wait for a little while.

Anyone want anything in the shop? I'm just popping out for sanitary towels wrapped in newspaper and a drum of kerosene

You were long in the shop, was there a big crowd?

No I just got talking to someone about the effectiveness of Ivomec pour-on

Only place in the world where you can buy wellies for a child and also arrange a funeral for a loved one

Also this place may very well be a pub too