There is a certain type of humour that exists in the greeting cards industry that reveals the emptiness lurking within the hearts and wombs of today’s middle-aged women.
Developing an alcoholism problem is fun and exciting and, most importantly, gets you attention again once your looks have faded and you’re invisible to men.
Reminder: bugpeople loooooooove to make jokes about how much they loooooooove their coffee. It’s an office-friendly substitute for a real personality and a mask for deeper psychological issues.
Good comment on this: https://twitter.com/thedespit/status/1334072819349536768
Good comment on this #2: https://twitter.com/egocv/status/1334072300375855106