I started playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey finally!

Most of my yelling has been “Kassandra this is a TERRIBLE choice!”
Letting the lions loose won’t cause much mayhem, right?
WHY CAN I PET THE PUPPERS
Kassandra you don’t owe Markos SHIT.
*Big Gasp - quiet whisper* It’s another Daddy Issues game.
WE ARE THREE HOURS IN AND N O W WE GET THE TITLE SCREEN?!?
Me meeting Stentor:
Hyrkanos better be a goddamn delight.
Game, Odessa is adorbs but is she the only romance option? Im rooting for some kind of rivals-to-lovers plot.
Nikolaos this is the shittiest apology ever. Can I Sparta kick him off the cliff?
Oooh she’s a demigod isn’t she.
I’m getting my ass kicked by a wild boar.
Boar we’re gonna come back to you later.
Kassandra, where did I leave you...

*screen loads*

AH YES THE BOAR.
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