Since SantAzmo is back in town I'mma make horrible christmas themed jokes for the next 25 days once every day. I've got some lists and such and I've possibly checked them twice so here's to if these attempts will be naughty or nice.

Also this doesn't count as a horrible joke
Day #1: Why doesn’t Santa need to put his elves through training?
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They’re elf-taught.
Day #2: Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks when they work the sleigh?
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Because they’re Santa’s Star-Bucks.
Day #3: Where does Santa stay when he’s done delivering gifts?
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A ho-tel.
Day #4: What’s the best selling breakfast cereal in the North Pole?
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Snow Flakes
Day 5#: Why is it easy to know when Santa is in your home?
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Because you can sense his presents.
Day #6: Why didn’t Johnny like eating broken candy canes?
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He preferred the ones that were in mint condition.
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