yesssss, deep state antifa got to barr. https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1333865430436491273

Barack Obama walks into the office, his hand in a shiny black leather glove.

He places a manila folder in front of Bill Barr, whose face is drenched in sweat.

Barr flips the folder open. His face twists in agony.

"Where did you get these?"

"Play ball, Barr. Or else."

“But I saw the Dominion machines, I saw them flip the votes,” Barr replies.

Michelle Obama slaps him across the face, dragging her fingernails across his skin so deep there are blood red scars.

“You saw nothing!” She howls, slamming her fists on the desk. “NOTHING!”

“The dumps,” Barr whispers. “The dumps.”

Obama negronially throws his head back and laughs so loudly Bare thinks his ear drums will burst.

“Damn white fool,” Michelle says, curling her upper lip into a snarl that makes Barr curl his toes inside his loafers.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez walks in, she is dressed in a red silk dress with a giant yellow hammer and sickle design across the front of it.

"He break yet?" she asks, puffing on a giant ganja spliff recently legalized by a secret provision of Pelosi's latest relief bill.

"Only a matter of time," Obama replies, weighing a copy of his new autobiography in his hands, looking for the precise area of Barr's belly to slap all 700 pages against.

"I think Bill's about to get intimate with America's newest bestseller."

Sidney Powell sat at her desk and reached for her box of Crayolas. This would be her greatest legal document ever.

"Stay inside the lines? Not when I've released the Kraken," she narrated to nobody in particular.

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