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Good luck to any demon that tries possessing me.
demon: WHAT IS THAT SOUND
me: which one
demon: that high pitched whine is agonizing
me: oh lol yeah my brain doesn't filter out low level background noise – so we can hear electricity!
demon: it's EVERYWHERE
me: -passes earbuds-
demon: WHAT IS THAT SOUND
me: which one
demon: that high pitched whine is agonizing
me: oh lol yeah my brain doesn't filter out low level background noise – so we can hear electricity!
demon: it's EVERYWHERE
me: -passes earbuds-
demon: ugh fine I'm getting a glass of water
me: oh wait bro-
demon: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE THAT YOU NEED IT TO LIVE
me: idk man always has, flavor packets are above the stove
demon: okay it's marginally better when it tastes like blue raspberry
me: oh wait bro-
demon: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE THAT YOU NEED IT TO LIVE
me: idk man always has, flavor packets are above the stove
demon: okay it's marginally better when it tastes like blue raspberry
demon: okay real talk WTF eye contact makes me feel intensely uncomfortable now and why do people not respect that. I had a lady SNAP IN FRONT OF MY FACE to make me look her in the eye what the fuck.
me: -sips capri sun, raises eyebrow, shrugs-
me: -sips capri sun, raises eyebrow, shrugs-
demon: -laying facedown on bed-
me: you wanna talk about it, buddy?
demon: my shirt had an itchy tag and I took it off but I can still FEEL IT
me: ohhhh, yeah. -pat pat-
me: you wanna talk about it, buddy?
demon: my shirt had an itchy tag and I took it off but I can still FEEL IT
me: ohhhh, yeah. -pat pat-
demon: ...GAH WHAT THE ACTUAL-
me: oh yeah, don't open that box labeled dysphoria.
demon: YOU AREN'T EVEN IN A BODY WITH THE RIGHT SETTINGS?!
me: you get used to it
demon: what the fuck dude
me: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ may I offer you an oversized hoodie in this trying time
me: oh yeah, don't open that box labeled dysphoria.
demon: YOU AREN'T EVEN IN A BODY WITH THE RIGHT SETTINGS?!
me: you get used to it
demon: what the fuck dude
me: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ may I offer you an oversized hoodie in this trying time
demon: i'm scared to ask, but do your joints always make that noise?
me: ...you know what, let me fix you a nice cup of tea.
demon: NO IF I DRINK TEA WITH HONEY I'LL GET FAT
me: I told you not to look in the padlocked cabinet labeled 'food and body issues'.
me: ...you know what, let me fix you a nice cup of tea.
demon: NO IF I DRINK TEA WITH HONEY I'LL GET FAT
me: I told you not to look in the padlocked cabinet labeled 'food and body issues'.
me: hey buddy
demon: i don't wanna talk about it
me: it's okay, wilted plants in the garden section make me sad too
demon: IT WAS DROOPY and NO ONE'S GOING TO BUY IT and
me: -buys plant-
demon: -sniffle?-
me: I have a budget for 'sad items at stores that need rescuing' it's cool
demon: i don't wanna talk about it
me: it's okay, wilted plants in the garden section make me sad too
demon: IT WAS DROOPY and NO ONE'S GOING TO BUY IT and
me: -buys plant-
demon: -sniffle?-
me: I have a budget for 'sad items at stores that need rescuing' it's cool
demon: holy shit dude
me: ...
demon: did you know if you listen to this one song over and over you get a music video about characters you love doing fun stuff together?
me: oh you gotta be careful with that cause-
demon: ...wait i made myself sad about imaginary people
me: yep
me: ...
demon: did you know if you listen to this one song over and over you get a music video about characters you love doing fun stuff together?
me: oh you gotta be careful with that cause-
demon: ...wait i made myself sad about imaginary people
me: yep
