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Welcome to 25 Days of Holiday Parties I’m Not Going To! December is depressing this year. So. I’m going to hide from my feelings by posting a holiday party look and a description of a bad holiday party none of us are going to this year! Welcome to Day 1 the red velvet edition!
In an alternate 2020, I’m wearing this dress to a Gala event where the hired Santa gets drunk & hits on women by asking them with a wink if they want to be Mrs. Claus for a night! Children are scared by the smell of his breath! The meal is overcooked chicken! Like at every gala!
(I tried to take a sexy photo in this dress because HALTER and this is all I could come up with? Sexy Amanda always looks stern or constipated. Vote below which you think this is!)
People are wanting to find past ones more easily so I’ll add a hashtag going forward and to past ones. #25BadHolidayParties
