A thread of everyone who paved the way for BTS since btspoppers are getting brave---
Cyanobacteria some 2.4b years ago

Without these intelligent life won't develop. Meaning no bts . So pay them some respect btspoppers

#bacteriapavedtheway
580 million years ago

The earliest known fossils of cnidarians, the group that includes jellyfish, sea anemones and corals, date to around this time – though the fossil evidence has been disputed.

#jellyfishpavedtheway
465 million years ago

Plants begin colonising the land. No plants, no animals, no human, ultimately no BTS .

#plantspavedtheway
200 million years ago

As the Triassic period comes to an end, another mass extinction strikes, paving the way for the dinosaurs to take over from their sauropsid cousins.

#dinosaurpavedtheway
93 million years ago

The oceans become starved of oxygen, possibly due to a huge underwater volcanic eruption. Twenty-seven per cent of marine invertebrates are wiped out.

They died so humans could evolve. Show some respect.

#RIP
65 million years ago

The Cretaceous-Tertiary (K/T) extinction wipes out a swathe of species, including all the giant reptiles: the dinosaurs, pterosaurs. The extinction clears the way for the mammals.

#RIP THEY SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO HUMANS COULD EVOLVE
25 million years ago

Apes split from the Old World monkeys.
Our ancestors 💜

#apespavedtheway
One of the earliest known humans is Homo habilis, or “handy man,” who lived about 2.4 million to 1.4 million years ago in Eastern and Southern Africa. Others include Homo rudolfensis, who lived in Eastern Africa about 1.9 million to 1.8 million years ago.
Homo erectus, the “upright man” who ranged from Southern Africa all the way to modern-day China and Indonesia from about 1.89 million to 110,000 years ago

Homo Neanderthals deserve a special mention. Rip.
Mesopotamian civilization
3500 BC–500 BC

Humans finally got their shit together. Respect to them.
Indus Valley civilization
Period: 3300 BC–1900 BC

One of the biggest earliest civilisations. 💜💜
Establishment of earliest korean kingdoms. No ancient kingdom, no modern korea, no BTS.
Strange how the first microbes evolved billions of years ago just so BTS could achieve and break those historical records today.

So yes btspoppers, EDUCATE YOURSELF.

#dinosaurpavedtheway
#bacteriapavedtheway
Lmao this was a very sarcastic thread but in reality #BTSpavedtheway
We got #1 on hot100 cause our sales are fantastic but sales can't account for longetivity on the charts.

We have absolutely no support from the industry, so we really need to stream a lot.

Stream armys and make cyanobacteria proud✊ https://link.tospotify.com/Bvi6eY9bRbb 
This thread was fun but I hope you all got some extra knowledge too 🤗💜

I gained lots of info while making this
People mentioning I forgot oxygen....it was ancient microbes (cyanobacteria) who started doing photosynthesis due to which oxygen levels rose billions of years ago (great oxidation event)

So yep, oxygen didn't pave the way. Cyanobacteria did https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/origin-of-oxygen-in-atmosphere/
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