Got attacked for not wearing a mask for the first time yesterday at a corporate coffee chain. These mask people are crazy and gay.

Won't bore you with the details, but the manager brought out a mask for me to wear. naw. And I told him he had no right to ask why I didn't wear a mask (per the Executive Order). He started cursing at me. I said he shouldn't be doing that. He finally poured me two cups, no charge

He was wigging out during all this (his mask kept slipping off too haha). When I got the coffees I told him I get the law but he didn't have to be a f*g about it. ooo...he didn't like that

Followed me out. Shouted from the door, "I don't give a **** about this job!" I handed the coffees to the fiancee. He strides over to my car. He looks like 200 lbs of margarine so I'm not exactly worried

He was pretty offended. Thought I'd called him a f*g. I told him, No, I said you don't have to act like a f*g over the masks. But apparently he is a sodomite. Clear he still wants a fight (hate crime)

He lines himself up behind my door to make his grand point: I AM A FAGGOT, he shouts.

I say, "Well, we agree then. God bless."

He looked extremely confused. I got in my car. He walked away shouting that he hoped I killed myself.

Fiancee thought it was pretty funny because it was. But I repeat: These mask people are crazy and gay.