The monolith is going to end up being something terrible like a Kohls commercial
Or someone in SV ambiguously asking us to consider how much they will help us evolve so they underpaid workers to fly around the world setting up monoliths
The purge but with monoliths
The monolith is McDonald's way of announcing the McRib is back
The monoliths locations spell out that the Spice Girls are getting back together
The monolith came to tell us Heaven's Gate members ended up on Europa
The monolith's been traveling for years and just wanted someone to talk to about how the aliens in the beta quadrant are real jerks but all we did was take their picture
The monolith came to deliver us all our missing socks
Ok I gotta stop now
This thread is what the inside of my brain looks like
The monolith is the new dyson trash can here in time for your dream christmas gifts. Yes it's a $600 trash can but so sleek! So smooth.
The monolith came to tell us where Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried
The monolith is DB Cooper.
Fully outed myself as a child growing up in the 90s with these tweets. You wee babes will have to google.
Howard Hughes made the monolith and sent it to us from the future. Flush.
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