For #SmallBusinessSaturday around @CapitolRvrFront here’s your move. A thread.... first if you’ve got a dog, swing by @dcdistrictdogs cause your pooch needs a blowout and nails done, they don’t do humans, trust I’ve asked. Next your gonna hike your butt up to

@abc_pony Quite possibly the best restaurant you haven’t dined IN yet. Grab yourself about 6 dozen doughnuts and a Soju Limeade cause back in the day doing Karaoke till 4am in Annandale getting crunk on Soju was the jam, but I digress.

Now your gonna be on a sugar high but it’s early and we got work to do so hit @SlipstreamDC for some coffee. I recommend the Cafè Coquito cause the Coquì frog is hella cute, grab you some pickled shallots as well, we’ll be using those later. #LetsGo

Let’s grab a bottle of wine at Harry’s and swing into @ScarletOakDC. Now here’s the thing. Hit these folks with some fantasy football knowledge cause they are on the cusp of missing the playoffs in the league this year. #BaconBloody enough said.

Let’s grab some more coffee at @Lot38Espresso (love that second floor space) and hit a few laps around canal park while day dreaming of Dan Jansen level speed once the ice rink opens. Need beer after all that thought if excessive. C’mon!

Ahhhh @BluejacketDC pro tip, stick with a low ABV brew like For The Company Hellles Lager or my favorite Graveyard Train golden ale, we got lots of spots to hit so those 8% big boys will have you forgetting your dog back at spot 1.

Let’s do a quick loop around the water street spots of Chloe and grabbing the Tamarind Spritz mocktail and at Shilling you want the chicken fried bok choy. So F’n good. Get a gift card at these spots so you can come enjoy a whole meal. Today’s a marathon not a sprint

Bottle of wine @districtwinery ice cream @icecreamjubilee and then our first rest stop gazing out on the water from @Agua301WDC @DueSouthDC or @OsteriaMoriniDC it’s a beautiful day outside so soak up some rays!

It’s still nice outside so let’s run over to @AllPurposeDC and grab some pizza pies and whiskey. Remember those pickled shallots that have been clanging around your bag all day. #PICKLEBACKS !!!!!! Amazing roof deck as well.

It’s nearly December but F that noise, it’s still Frozen Shandy season at @thesaltline bonus points here if you whisper “Antonio Gibson” (who ran all over Salt Lines fantasy football team on Thursday). You can also grab a Christmas tree that benefits a great fireman foundation!

Now I know. Hiking back up S Cap with a Christmas tree bottles of wine and those pickled shallots might seem like a chore, but check that tree at the door and power up the stairs at @missionnavyyard to reward yourself for burning those 200 calories with a Marg and tacos!!!

Last but not least grab a heated picnic table on our patio and watch the @Seminoles @UVA game and hope it’s over before 10pm. If you are nice and bay your lashes we may even have a hot drink available once the sun goes down.

We didn’t Intend to leave anyone out so if your favorite spot isn’t listed please check them out! And if you aren’t in a position to drop coin today, it’s free to follow these spots on social! Be safe, wear a mask, and #ShopLocal