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If Freddie was a student IN YOUR COLLEGE:
Freddie: (sits next to a tomboyish girl) Hello darling! I'm Freddie Mercury! Boy, you do look marvelous!
Tomboyish girl: Hey. I'm Harriet. I don't wear girly clothes.
(The professor walks into the room)
Freddie: (sits next to a tomboyish girl) Hello darling! I'm Freddie Mercury! Boy, you do look marvelous!
Tomboyish girl: Hey. I'm Harriet. I don't wear girly clothes.
(The professor walks into the room)
The professor: All right. Hello class! Be sure to stop chit chatting and pay attention! I am Professor Rubinstein! I am looking forward on getting to know each and every one of you. Now, this young man is a new student of ours. Mr. Freddie Mercury...
...can you please tell us a little bit about yourself?
Freddie: (singing) I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I'll be back again before it's time for sunny-down
I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Freddie: (singing) I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I'll be back again before it's time for sunny-down
I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the zoo
I come from London Town, I'm just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
Professor Rubinstein: Very well then thank you. Now, pay attention to the lecture I'm about to give you.
Thursday I go waltzing to the zoo
I come from London Town, I'm just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
Professor Rubinstein: Very well then thank you. Now, pay attention to the lecture I'm about to give you.
(A little while later)
Freddie: *sighs* I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day I'm gonna be free...
Professor Rubinstein: Are you saying my lecture is BORING, Mr. Mercury?
Freddie: Will it take all my time and money to pay attention and survive?
Freddie: *sighs* I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day I'm gonna be free...
Professor Rubinstein: Are you saying my lecture is BORING, Mr. Mercury?
Freddie: Will it take all my time and money to pay attention and survive?
I just can't bare to keep myself alive...
Professor Rubinstein: PLEASE SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION! You CAN keep yourself alive, this is a lecture!
Freddie: *sighs* Fine. I will shut up, darling!
(Several minutes later)
Professor Rubinstein: PLEASE SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION! You CAN keep yourself alive, this is a lecture!
Freddie: *sighs* Fine. I will shut up, darling!
(Several minutes later)
Professor Rubinstein: Now class, Catherine the Great was the longest reigning Empress of Russia.
Another student: Yeah I know.
Professor Rubinstein: Good. Now...(points to Freddie) Can you tell us more about Catherine the Great?
Freddie: Well...*snaps fingers*
Another student: Yeah I know.
Professor Rubinstein: Good. Now...(points to Freddie) Can you tell us more about Catherine the Great?
Freddie: Well...*snaps fingers*
(starts singing) She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake", she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
Professor Rubinstein: All right THAT'S ENOUGH! You're very strange...
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake", she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
Professor Rubinstein: All right THAT'S ENOUGH! You're very strange...
NOT FUNNY! Seriously, you need to act like a more mature college student!
Yet another student: What's up with this Freddie dude?
Freddie: Well then, I feel like dancing in the rain. Can I have a volunteer? (grabs Harriet by the arm)
Professor Rubinstein: WTF are you two doing?
Yet another student: What's up with this Freddie dude?
Freddie: Well then, I feel like dancing in the rain. Can I have a volunteer? (grabs Harriet by the arm)
Professor Rubinstein: WTF are you two doing?
Sit down!
Freddie: (spins Harriet around and sings) Underneath the moonlight
Together we'll sail across the sea
Reminiscing every night
Meantime I ask you to be my valentine
Harriet: (slaps Freddie in the face and heads back to her seat) You're weird!
Freddie: (spins Harriet around and sings) Underneath the moonlight
Together we'll sail across the sea
Reminiscing every night
Meantime I ask you to be my valentine
Harriet: (slaps Freddie in the face and heads back to her seat) You're weird!
Freddie: Well then, if you call this a lecture....THIS is what a real lecture is!!! (gets in front of the whole class and sings) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OH!
(The whole class stares at him with blank expressions)
Freddie: Uh....
(The whole class stares at him with blank expressions)
Freddie: Uh....
Professor Rubinstein: All right...GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CLASS!
Harriet: *laughs*
Harriet: *laughs*
