I did bits and pieces of work today but my one real triumph was writing lyrics for the CJRS Blues, a plaintive ballad for beleaguered employment lawyers everywhere.
Woke up this morning, my life is such a hassle
Can't bear to spend another day updating our team's Passle.
The guidance is full of errors and the TD makes no sense.
So I'll have to draft a client note that's sitting on the fence.
Can't bear to spend another day updating our team's Passle.
The guidance is full of errors and the TD makes no sense.
So I'll have to draft a client note that's sitting on the fence.
Looked at the tracked changes but I couldn't figure it out.
My system's full of caffeine but my head is filled with doubt.
Tried HMRC on Twitter but they didn't know the score.
Kept clicking 'refresh' until my fingers got too sore.
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.
My system's full of caffeine but my head is filled with doubt.
Tried HMRC on Twitter but they didn't know the score.
Kept clicking 'refresh' until my fingers got too sore.
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.
It's 8 o clock on Friday night
I need a glass of wine
But I know the online guidance will be changed just after 9
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.
I need a glass of wine
But I know the online guidance will be changed just after 9
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.
Read all the JSS guidance
Had an update good to go
But then Rishi said he'd scrapped it
Why he did, I'll never know.
The Job Retention Bonus
is going in the bin.
If there's another U-turn
I'll have to hit the gin.
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.
Had an update good to go
But then Rishi said he'd scrapped it
Why he did, I'll never know.
The Job Retention Bonus
is going in the bin.
If there's another U-turn
I'll have to hit the gin.
So I'm just singing the CJRS blues.