ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curious Ape.

I got a secret for you.

Did you know 99% of men's stroke game is subpar?

And I'm not talking golf 😂.

A Quick Thread On How to Improve The Stroke Game.....
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Men have two reasons to be fit.

1.) Fend off danger.

2.) Sexual Attraction

But has anyone ever considered is their fitness program preparing them to be a Master Cocksmith?

The Dilemma of the Modern Training Methods👇🏾🤔
The modern training methods do not improve the areas that aid in the pursuit of Legendary Cocksmithing.

The purpose of most programs is Gainz.. 🤷‍♂️

A master Cocksmith must have a combination of Rhythm, Cardio, Power, Flexibility, and Creativity.

So What Should I do? 👇🏾
In my previous thread, I broke down what "What is Fit Human"

Give it a Read
https://twitter.com/TheFadedApe/status/1326646465347919875?s=20

You need to pick up an item.

Then Begin Swinging.

Here's why 👇🏾
Swinging teaches you how to engage the entire body for a purposeful movement.

Very similar to sex.

Sex is a full-body activity.
(Unless you enjoy being a meat puppet; beware of the reverse cowgirl 🤣)
How Does Swinging Translate

Swinging teaches rhythm and coordination.
Increase your Thrust Power
Increase your Thrust Output

Sex is much more fun with a higher Thrust Capacity
Back and Ab Flexibility

Range of motion is the key to enjoying life.

Being strong and stiff is a recipe for disaster over the long haul.

Same with sexing.

The more you can move.

The better you can groove.
Strength with Cardio

Why would you ever pass up on a 2 for 1?

Muscular Endurance is key to maintaining a steady pace between the sheets.

There is no such thing as 4 sets of 4 in the sack.

It's a time game baby.
Perception of Mass in Space-Time

Everything with mass,
Has a relationship to space-time.
Swinging objects allows you to understand that relationship better.

The girl your with has mass.
If you want better sex, you need to understand her in relation to space-time.
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