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With Scott “Slow” Moe’s delayed reaction time and hesitant nature, his town would be over run by an attack before he could finish drawing out the word Coooooooovid.
They all wanna be cowboys until it’s time to do cowboy sh*t.
A story thread
They all wanna be cowboys until it’s time to do cowboy sh*t.
A story thread
When he’s not hiding, Ol’ Jason “Greasy-fingers” Kenney is busy covering himself in oil and squandering money to market it. Him and his side-kick Tyler “The Shill” Shandro are schemers.
Albertans beware, quicker than #SlowMoe when it comes to shifting blame.
Albertans beware, quicker than #SlowMoe when it comes to shifting blame.
Rachel “The Resistance” Notley means well but until the good people of the province are convinced that the alternative isn’t a move backwards they will continue to get manipulated and connived by Ol’ Greasy Fingers and The Shill.
They will first have to move past the days of Ralph “Tough Love” Klein A.K.A Moneybags. Can’t just be throwin’ money at the poor and telling them to get a job while stumbling out of the town saloon anymore.
All smiles, Naheed “Fine Line” Nenshi A.K.A. The Mayor, has no choice but to carefully balance atop his horse. If he leans a little too much in either direction it will be a quick topple to a mouthful of sod.
Michelle “Okie” Rempel watches from The Hill with a different hand of cards. She doesn’t care if she uses anti-Semitic tropes to get her points across. It’s dog-eat-dog up there and she carries a whistle.
Plus - there are shoes to fill...that of the Trickle-Down Clown.
Plus - there are shoes to fill...that of the Trickle-Down Clown.
Side-eyed and sly, The Trickle Down Clown used to run the show. He tricked an entire country that his economic views would be the ticket to prosperity but his legacy was tainted by fear-mongering. The good people saw through it but beware, he still exists in the shadows.
It was a tough fight to banish The Trickle Down Clown, Tom “Madman” Mulcair took to him for years but to no avail.
Madman wasn’t alone...
Madman wasn’t alone...
Elizabeth “The Ramblin’ Ranter” May took her shots and wasn’t afraid to get explicit.
Green with envy she went for The Trickle Down Clown consistently and blatantly: “That’s what Prime Ministers do, they show up to be humiliated like the rest of us schmucks,” she’s quoted.
Green with envy she went for The Trickle Down Clown consistently and blatantly: “That’s what Prime Ministers do, they show up to be humiliated like the rest of us schmucks,” she’s quoted.
Then in rode Justin “Silver Spoon” Trudeau flashing his devilish good looks, flowing locks and promise of hope.
But from virtue signalling to scandals he drove a dividing wedge in a once unified nation.
But from virtue signalling to scandals he drove a dividing wedge in a once unified nation.
How would “Silver Spoon” ever be defeated?
In the most fraudulent attempt, an eager obsessive, Andrew “Milkboy” Scheer lay awake at night with perversion towards Silver Spoon.
Dividing a nation further for his own gain, he stole and swindled to a crushing self defeat.
In the most fraudulent attempt, an eager obsessive, Andrew “Milkboy” Scheer lay awake at night with perversion towards Silver Spoon.
Dividing a nation further for his own gain, he stole and swindled to a crushing self defeat.
But deep in Saskatchewan’s Southwest, after riding off into the sunset, sits Brad “The Outlaw” Wall, a last hope for Canadian unity.
It would take a great return to deliver triumph but unfortunately until then, the mediocre will continue to pretend they’re cowboys.
The End.
It would take a great return to deliver triumph but unfortunately until then, the mediocre will continue to pretend they’re cowboys.
The End.
