Guys who be in your girl's DM (as 2005 NBA all-stars)

A thread
Brandon

-man hoe
-calls you "her lil bf" on her IG comments
-replies to all her fleets/stories
Maurice

-creepy older coworker
-mass likes her facebook pictures at weird hours
-leaves 😍 under her selfies
Terrance

-ex-boyfriend
-still sends her mom cards and text every holiday
-leave drake songs on stories with comments like "thinking how I lost her"
DeShawn

-star athlete
-hollers at every woman within a 1000 mile radius
-sends very straightforward and ackward DMs even tho he's got a gf
Jamaal

-work "friend"
-post a lot of shirtless selfies and lip-biting pics
-writes long birthday messages on ya girl FB page saying "I'm always here if you need me"
Rasheed

-weedman
-post all his sacks/cash on his page wit captions like "hustlin"
-offers discounts on bags for "a lil summin"
Eric

-thirsty friendzoned guy from high school
-DMs her corny Memes/Tik Toks with 😂
-hops in her DMs the moment she likes one of his pictures
Maurice

-creepy step-uncle
-always asking "when you gonna come over for dinner" on all her statuses
-sends weird horny compliments like "girl if you weren't my niece, I swear"
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