Twas the night before Christmas, and on the orders of Whitty, granny bumps elbows, obeying the sage committee.

Sage has an unfair reputation for being not-so festive. Herein my digest of their Christmas planning. 1/x
First off, good news. The modellers are extremely familiar with this human activity known as "celebration"
On the first day of Christmas, Patrick Vallance brought to me: A rebranding of goodwill to all men.
On the second day of Christmas, Spi-B brought to me: an absolute ban on Monopoly (and not before time), and other fomite-based games.
On the third day of Christmas, Spi-M brought to me: a perfectly normal christmas lunch, where you don't face anyone.
On the fourth day of Christmas, PHE brought to me: lots of hugs (provided you look away and then wash immediately)
On the fifth day of Christmas, JVT brought to me: granny playing football outside
On the sixth day of Christmas, I was ordered inside for three months.
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