It is my religious right to not wear a seatbelt. Also, I can crash into other cars. Also, I can dump poison into my local reservoir. I’m sorry but that’s what my religion is.
In #myreligion we throw acorns at your head if you happen to walk by our house and if your dog pees on our tree we'll blowtorch your dog to death and eat him for Christmas dinner. I'm sorry but these are my religious beliefs and I live in the U, S of A!
In #myreligion we fill squirtguns with pee and drench nursing homes! Don’t tell me what to do. It’s my faith!
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